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I Ain't Doin' It

Unfiltered Thoughts from a Sarcastic Southern Sweetheart
Written by: Heather Land
Narrated by: Heather Land
Length: 5 hrs and 53 mins

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Publisher's Summary

Social media comedian Heather Land uses her trademark sassy, laugh-out-loud humor to remind us of the many ways that real life can be really funny.

Heather Land has something to say about almost everything in life - the unbelievable, inconceivable, and downright frustrating - and why she “ain’t doin’ it.” In her first book, Heather shines a light on the (occasional) ridiculousness of life through a series of hilarious essays, dishing on everything from Walmart and ex-husbands to Southern beauty pageants and unfortunate trips to the gynecologist. 

I Ain’t Doin’ It reminds us that when it comes to life’s messy moments, it’s all about perspective - and that we too can say, I ain’t doin’ it!

Perfect for fans of Jim Gaffigan, Anjelah Johnson, and Brian Regan, I Ain’t Doin' It is a fun, breezy listen for anyone who appreciates someone who tells it like it is and wants to embrace the lighter side of life.

©2019 Heather Land (P)2019 Simon & Schuster

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  • M S Wright
  • Springtown, Tx
  • 2019-05-29

I Did Do It!

I can’t tell you the time I had listening to Heather read her book to me. It was so much more personal & I don’t think I’ll ever read another book myself! Why would you? But I digress....lol! I laughed & I cried & I felt all the feels because I’ve been there girl. I think we love you so much because you are so relatable & we just love to see a woman go through the fight & come out with the trophy! Keep telling your story & please, for all things holy, keep making us laugh! Cause we ARE doin’ with ya!

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  • Eric B.
  • 2019-05-15

Awesome book!

I started this book thinking it would just be a bunch of funny stories ending with the catchphrase “I ain’t doin it”. I was so wrong. This book has so much more. I listened to it in the car, at work, while making dinner and even in the morning while getting ready for the day.
The author has such a gift.

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  • Alicia
  • 2019-07-18

WOW!!!

I absolutely loved this book!! Heather, you are as funny as the man swinging the tambourine!!!! I laughed and I laughed because I am like you in so many ways.

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  • Karen
  • 2019-07-17

Free therapy!

I expected the laughter, not the tears. Free therapy! Relatable and full of real life. Our God’s light shines through Heather’s words ❤️

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  • Anonymous User
  • 2019-10-11

Excellent book

I absolutely loved this book. I related to so much of what the author went through. I can’t wait for more of her books!!

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  • Dawn Jordan
  • Nebraska
  • 2019-10-11

Love this!

I still remember my 1st "I aint doin it " video that I saw, It was the McDonald's drive-through video. I laughed until I cried it was just what I needed during that time of my life. Thank you Heather for writing this book. You are a wonderful comedian even though you never set out to be one. I thank God that you do what you do and make people laugh even during the most miserable times of their lives.

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  • Sasha K
  • Hawaii
  • 2019-09-26

Dare you not to laugh or be moved. I ain't doin it

hilarious. introspective. thoughtful. thankful.
Heather Land makes you feel like you've known her for a long time.

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  • Penny Teichmiller
  • Gardendale, AL
  • 2019-09-20

Funny and Poignant

I laughed and I cried and I laughed til I cried. This book has all the “feels”! I’ve been through very similar hard times and this book was like having a best friend who “gets” me, gets where I’ve been, gets how I feel and somehow made me laugh about it all! True Beautiful Therapy!!!

Thank you Heather for your bravery and for inspiring me to say “I am doin it!”

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  • Haley
  • 2019-09-19

Hilarious, uplifting and inspiring!

Absolutely loved this book! Left me wanting to listen to more when it was over! Now want to see her comedy act!

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  • Sheri
  • Yucca Valley, California, United States
  • 2019-09-18

Like sitting down with a good friend for a good chat

I don’t even know how I came to hear of Heather Land but I’m so glad I did! I love her sarcastic humor that is so like mine, just without all the minor cuss words that tend to dabble my speech LOL
I thought it was an uplifting story of someone who went through some real stuff and dealt with it in the real world and has come out on the other side.