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  • I Am the Horrible Thing

  • A True Life Story of How I Almost Got Myself Killed...on Vacation
  • Written by: Greg Tavares
  • Narrated by: Greg Tavares
  • Length: 1 hr and 16 mins
  • 5.0 out of 5 stars (2 ratings)

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I Am the Horrible Thing

Written by: Greg Tavares
Narrated by: Greg Tavares
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Publisher's Summary

Greg almost died on vacation in Costa Rica. Now, he wants to tell you the whole funny, sad story - and about the time he painted his penis purple in Hawaii. This is a true story. Greg is a lifelong improv comic, but in this story, he does something a little different. He does not go for the quick laugh. He relives his near-death experience so deeply, you won't know if he gets out alive until the very end.

©2019 Greg Tavares (P)2020 Greg Tavares

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I wasn’t sure what to expect, but I was intrigued. Best enjoyed if you just close your eyes and listen. Narration was good, but became truly magnificent towards the end. Well done.

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