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I Hate Everyone, Except You

Written by: Clinton Kelly
Narrated by: Clinton Kelly
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Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore unknown secrets about himself, like that he's a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey's premier water parks, and perhaps the world's least enthused high school commencement speaker. Whether he's throwing his baby sister in the air to jump-start her cheerleading career or heroically rescuing his best friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps life's social hurdles with aplomb. With his signature wit, he shares his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations, like deciding whether it's acceptable to eat chicken wings with a fork on live television (spoiler: it's not). Clinton delves into all these topics - and many more - in this thoroughly unabashedly frank and uproarious collection.

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What the critics say

"Clinton wrote a book that has me doubled over laughing and trying to catch my breath! Life is too short not to laugh good and hard when a good, hard laugh is offered. Clinton is offering. Read his book." (Jane Lynch, actress, comedian, and New York Times best-selling author of Happy Accidents)
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loved it. awesome...honest..entertaining real life story of a wonderful human being. looking forward to his nextbook

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The entire book rang true. ..and brought back Wonderful, Awkward moments from my own life. Many Laugh Out Loud moments, lots of Interesting Stories and His Personal Perspectives on many topics.
His Charm, Intellect & Compassion are shared with a light touch. His performance was truly Wonderful, it felt Very Much like spending time with a Really Good Friend.
I Highly Recommend this book. ( So glad that Chef Michael recommended this book during the final week of "The Chew". Well Done!)

Honest, Hysterical and Heartwarming!

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so funny, i love Clinton, he was so funny on The Chew. follow on Instagram, his half hour 5 to 6 is so funny.

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