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If Nietzsche Were a Narwhal

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This funny, "extraordinary and thought-provoking" (The Wall Street Journal) book asks whether we are in fact the superior species. As it turns out, the truth is stranger—and far more interesting—than we have been led to believe.

At first glance, human history is full of remarkable feats of intelligence. We invented writing. Produced incredible achievements in music, the arts, and the sciences. We’ve built sprawling cities and traveled across oceans—and space—and expanded to every part of the globe.

Yet, human exceptionalism can be a double-edged sword. With our unique cognitive prowess comes severe consequences, including existential angst, violence, discrimination, and the creation of a world teetering towards climate catastrophe. Understood side-by-side, human exceptionalism begins to look more like a curse.

As scientist Justin Gregg persuasively argues, there’s an evolutionary reason why human intelligence isn’t more prevalent in the animal kingdom. Simply put, non-human animals don’t need it to be successful. And, miraculously, their success arrives without the added baggage of destroying themselves and the planet in the process.

In seven mind-bending and hilarious chapters, Gregg highlights one feature seemingly unique to humans—our use of language, our rationality, our moral systems, our so-called sophisticated consciousness—and compares it to our animal brethren. What emerges is both demystifying and remarkable, and will change how you look at animals, humans, and the meaning of life itself.

Destined to become a classic, If Nietzsche Were a Narwhal asks whether we are in fact the superior species. It turns out, the truth is stranger—and far more interesting—than we have been led to believe.

©2022 Justin Gregg (P)2022 Little, Brown & Company

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"If Nietzsche Were A Narwhal makes some extraordinary and thought-provoking points. It is not only engagingly written, but its controversial thesis is worth taking seriously… some of the cognitive concepts introduced… are nothing less than brilliant.”—David P. Barash, Wall Street Journal","“A dazzling, delightful read on what animal cognition can teach us about our own mental shortcomings. You won’t just tear through this book in one sitting—you’ll probably want to invite Justin Gregg over for dinner to spend more time inside his brilliant mind. This is one of the best debuts I’ve read in a long time, and I dare you to open it without rethinking some of your basic ideas about intelligence.” —Adam Grant, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Think Again

"A snappy read: it left me wondering why we don't respect signals of intelligence from other species—and more deeply consider how our own intelligence works against us.”—Amy Brady, Scientific American","\"I defy you not to be interested by this book--it finds a novel way of getting at very deep questions about who we are and what it means, and does so with clear-eyed compassion and a certain humor that softens the conclusion a bit." —Bill McKibben, bestselling author of The End of Nature and Falter

"Entertaining work of pop science...[If Nietzsche Were a Narwhal] is a lighthearted conceit, and it leads to an enlightening tour of animal behavior...wonderfully accessible and charmingly narrated, this is a fascinating investigation of intellect and cognition." —Publishers Weekly

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Here's why I think you should read this book...

I can almost guarantee that you will learn something new and, if you have a sense of humour, you will almost certainly be entertained. That's worth the price of admission, in itself! However, and more importantly, this book will ask you to (re)consider the true meaning(s) of intelligence and, perhaps, change your thinking in the matter (always a rewarding experience!). Academically rigourous, yet carefully crafted to be accessible to all, Gregg takes the reader on a critical examination of humanity's (self-appointed) place of privilege in the animal kingdom, and asks the reader to ponder what it means to be a successful species. Are we really as 'smart' as we think we are? Is that what even matters, in the big picture?

As a bonus, this audiobook is narrated by the author, himself, which is almost always rewarding. Who better to communicate ideas, than the person proffering them? Gregg does a top notch job of clearly, and engagingly, delivering his narrative, often with a good deal of humour.

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An ontological deliberation.

Justin's bold, thoughtful examination of our propensity to intellectualize our megalomanic anthropomorphism is instructive and jarring. His ability to tactfully pull the reader out of our bubbles of thinking we are at the top of the evolutionary chain with our brilliant intellectual scientific & technological accomplishments is astutely pulled apart. Justin's artful ability, through anecdotes, to redirect that hubris and examine what is evolutionarily essential for a fulfilling existence is transformational. Justin also clearly articulates the high cost of this intelligence.
This book resets one's perspective and reacquaints us with a much-needed sense of humility, unity and solidarity with nature and the planet that we've long since lost.

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Teaches and delights

It’s been a long time since I really enjoyed reading a book all the way till its end. This book felt like a journey to me full of exciting stories and experiments narrated with humour and wit.

I couldn’t also increase the speed of the audiobook, like I’d normally do with most audio books, because the content in all the chapters got me engaged and reflecting on those really big existential questions of whether humans are actually intelligent and if being smart has anything to do with happiness or life purpose.

The one thing I don’t think I fully understand, and will probably listen to the book again to get it, is how prognosis myopia is the cause of our suffering but at the same time living the moment and enjoying the present is how we can be truly happy (provided of course that we can make others happy too)? But maybe that is the point; our happiness as individuals mean our destruction as a species!




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