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  • Written by: Gretchen Rix
  • Narrated by: Bill Oberst Jr.
  • Length: 3 hrs and 7 mins
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Ill Met by Moonlight

Written by: Gretchen Rix
Narrated by: Bill Oberst Jr.
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Publisher's Summary

Walking death, they're called.

And those horrible macadamia trees.

But their real names are Whig, Mary Jane, and Quetzalcoatl, just to name three of them.

Trees don't walk. But here they do. In Ill Met by Moonlight they walk, they kill, they eat people, and then they're....

Nope.

Telling you more would spoil the fun.

Welcome to this horror collection about the walking macadamia nut trees of Hawaii. Believe it or not, you're going to laugh. A new addition to the humorous horror genre.

Enjoy.

©2016 Gretchen Rix (P)2017 Gretchen Rix

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An Unexpected Treasure

This book is an absolute riot that is incredibly well-written, and fantastically narrated. It has the makings of a cult-classic in its genre if only given the chance and exposure. Gretchen Rix manages to take a concept that would flop without her style of delivery, and gives it such a presence and personality. Partnered with Bill Oberst Jr's unmistakeable narration, this anthology-style book will have you grinning from ear-to-ear. Do yourself a favour and give it a read/listen!

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