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  • I'm Your Emotional Support Animal

  • Navigating Our All Woke, No Joke Culture
  • Written by: Adam Carolla
  • Narrated by: Adam Carolla
  • Length: 6 hrs and 30 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (55 ratings)

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I'm Your Emotional Support Animal

Written by: Adam Carolla
Narrated by: Adam Carolla
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Publisher's Summary

Three-time New York Times best seller Adam Carolla is back to take on social media, social justice warriors, and a society gone to s**t.

In I’m Your Emotional Support Animal, Adam Carolla examines how our culture went careening off a cliff. We used to have one that created real warriors who fought world wars. Now it spawns social justice warriors who fight Twitter wars. He takes on those who are traumatized by Trump and “emotional support animal” owners who proclaim their victimhood at every airport. He stands up for the collateral damage of the #MeToo movement and for freedom of speech on “safe space” filled college campuses.

Examining the calculated commercials churned out by Madison Avenue, like the ones about cars “made with love,” Carolla rants on ads designed to either bum us out or make us think the corporation is run by Mr. Rogers. Turning to social media, Adam takes down the “hashtag heroes” who signal their virtue daily from atop Twitter mountain. And in the era of the Roomba, performances by dead celebrity holograms, and meals-on-demand delivery services, he looks down the road at our not-so-bright future as a species.

Frank, funny, and utterly unapologetic, this is not a book for those who need a trigger warning, but is THE book for everyone who wants to hit the snooze bar on the “woke” culture.

©2020 Adam Carolla (P)2020 Recorded Books

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spot on

such a good listen! I dont use the term "Lol" when I text.. i think it is overused. but i laughed out loud a fuck-load of times listening to this book. 👌

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A fun summer read

A great update book to his "In 50 years..." This book covers all the current cultural news topics and is a good refresher of the best and most polished bits of his podcast over the last couple years.

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great book to read highly suggested

loved it very real and funny buy this book I dare you it wont disappoint

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Very funny.

Really well put together book. Refreshing take on many subjects in this woke stew of a society.

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Everything I love about Adam Carolla is in this book.

A smart guy with an amusing take on the world we live in. I nearly always find a way to laugh at things. Even if I don’t like or agree with them. Sitting around feeling triggered or stamping my feet like a child aren’t me. I like talking some shit about things I don’t like and considering the possible implications for society. That’s why I love this guy.

Maholo.

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Very funny!

Funny, but some parts might trigger you. Definitely worth the read or listen. Pussies beware. lol

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Honest and funny

Laughed all the way through it, and learned a little too , great book for those that aren’t offended by anything

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Extremely entertaining!

Asides with his sound engineer were great! I’m a big fan of his podcast, so familiar with many of the anecdotes, but enjoyed the fresh new takes!

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A tad snarky but not funny.

His podcast is amazing but this book is not. :/ I recommend his first two books.

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