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- Narrated by: James Acaster
- Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
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Publisher's Summary
The Sunday Times Best Seller
James Acaster has been nominated for the Edinburgh Comedy Award five times and has appeared on prime-time TV shows like Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo and Russell Howard's Stand Up Central.
But behind the fame and critical acclaim is a man perpetually getting into trouble. Whether it's disappointing a skydiving instructor mid-flight, hiding from thugs in a bush wearing a bright red dress, or annoying the Kettering Board Games club, a didgeridoo-playing conspiracy theorist and some bemused Christians, James is always finding new ways to embarrass himself.
Appearing on Josh Widdicombe's radio show to recount these stories, the feature was christened 'James Acaster's classic scrapes'. Here, in his first book, James recounts these tales (including never-before-heard stories) in all their glorious stupidity.
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- Cara
- 2023-06-30
Love James!
So funny, great story telling and narration. Definitely recommend to anyone looking for a good laugh.
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- Dungaroo
- 2018-04-08
Scrapemaster Indeed
Each story is a wonderful, sincere and cringeworthy. Classic scrapemaster! If you are a comedy lover and want fantastically woven tales then this is the book for you.
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- Adam Drew
- 2019-02-04
Hilarious!
Acaster is a wonderful storyteller with a warm heart and a quick wit. I laughed out loud so many times I lost count.
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- Erika Ashton
- 2020-07-22
I love James Acaster
Extra awesome that he reads the book. Can't go wrong with any of his standup or books. 11/11
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- Mandy
- 2018-09-13
A Whirling Dervish in Corduroy
I would very much enjoy hearing James Acaster talk about whirling dervishes in corduroy. I would enjoy listening to James Acaster talk about anything. He just has funny bones. #Audible1
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- Pink and Purple
- 2019-08-29
Embarrassing to read in public.
I listed to James Acaster's Classic Scrapes while building a fence. At one point my neighbour popped outside to see if I was ok. Apparently, doubling over with laughter and tears streaming down my face was easily mistaken for serious distress. High praise for the author indeed!
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- Amazon Customer
- 2022-03-19
Hilarious
If you enjoy James Acaster's comedy you will enjoy this book! I was not expecting to laugh out loud while listening. Great from start to finish!
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- Elisa C
- 2021-11-12
So funny!
This was great! I loved the stories and the delivery was great! this definately bridges some of the gaps if you watch him on variety shows.
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- Magnus Sterr
- 2021-06-29
Hilarious
Hilarious; I will listen to this really really really really really good audiobook 1000 times!
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- Anonymous User
- 2022-12-02
Holds up!
Old book, and if you’re familiar with his stand-up it won’t be much new, but it’s still woven nicely.
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