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Jesus, the Eternal Bridegroom

Written by: Gabrielle Chana, Gail Chord Schuler
Narrated by: Gail Chord Schuler
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Jesus Christ battles for love in this epic true story. Agnostic Brent Spiner accepts Christ as his Savior after Jesus Christ rescues him from a UFO abduction.

When Brent Spiner has to take on Satan himself in a church service, Jesus Christ shows up to the rescue. He rescues Brent and Gail from Satan, now inside the body of Jesuit leader Zack Knight as the Antichrist.

The battle between Jesus and Satan rages, while Jesus works through Brent Spiner, Gail Chord Schuler and her men to defeat Satan's war against true love. All quotes from Jesus Christ come from transcripts of actual conversations.

©2015 Gail Chord Schuler (P)2015 Gail Chord Schuler

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  • 2019-01-31

Gail is my Spirit Animal

This was the best read of my life, never thought I would find a book that fulfilled both my religious longing, and homoerotic Jesuit rape fantasies. Gail is the voice of our generation!

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Not a book -

I bought this thinking it would be funny.

But the format is what ruins it for me, personally. This is not a book - it is an archive of various conversations - many mundane, many bizarre, many humorous.

Over.

And over.

And over and over and over and over.

If you know about Gail and her, I suppose mythos then you may find this acceptable, but definitly not for everyone.

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