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John Goblikon's Guide to Living Your Best Life

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In a world filled with trolls, we all need to live life more like a goblin. What does it mean to "live life like a goblin"? It means to give no f--ks, but also all the f--ks in the world at the same time. It means to be constantly anxiety-ridden while also eternally optimistic. A goblin's heart, specifically John Goblikon's, is filled with love, joy, angst, constant quandary, Chili's Southwestern egg rolls, metal, and empathy. Through the goblin eyes of being an internet celebrity/insurance salesman/rock-and-roll mascot for the Goblin Metal outfit, Nekrogoblikon, we learn about life, death, business, food, music, travel, culture, dating, school, drinking, compassion, and much more!

John walks listeners through crucial life steps, from becoming internet famous, to getting dates with special someones, to even correct ordering techniques for the perfect meal at Chili's.

Have a problem? John Goblikon assumes he knows how to help you solve it...all in this new, for-sure-to-be-a-New-York-Times-best-seller-and-win-like-100-awards debut: John Goblikon's Guide to Living Your Best Life.

©2019 Brandon Dermer and Dave Rispoli (P)2019 HighBridge, a division of Recorded Books

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  • Paige Stevens
  • 2019-08-19

Greatest Literature Ever

This book is easily they best written and performed piece of literature on the planet. No really! John is a genius and way before his time. And Nicky aka Scorpion aka the best voice in the business adds tremendous depth and value. If you want to Live, Love, Laugh then purchase this. And do it twice. Like me! Clint Goblikon, Johns estranged cousin from Iowa.

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  • Justin Woldtvedt
  • 2019-08-16

Fantastic, a must read for all.

This was an amazing book from beginning to end. Actually had me laughing and in tears in some parts. Very well done! Side note, Scorpion should write and read his own book at some point.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 2019-08-13

Best Hype Man, now a Best Author

I've seen these guys only twice and at both performances they were absolutely exquisite at playing their set. John goblikon the hype man brings energy and enthusiasm to the crowd as the band plays on. now listening to his book and have watched his YouTube series RIGHT NOW who wouldn't want to listen to a snarky ego enthused goblin reading to you about how to live your best life? stop reading this review and listen to this book RIGHT NOW