LIMITED TIME OFFER | Get 3 months for $0.99 a month

$14.95/mo thereafter - terms apply.
Klutz: Phoenix Down cover art

Klutz: Phoenix Down

But Did You Die?, Book 1

Preview
Get this deal Try for $0.00
Offer ends January 29, 2026 11:59pm PT.
Just $0.99/mo for your first 3 months of Audible.
1 audiobook per month of your choice from our unparalleled catalog.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, podcasts, and Originals.
Auto-renews at $14.95/mo after 3 months. Cancel anytime.
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
Premium Plus auto-renews for $14.95/mo + applicable taxes after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Klutz: Phoenix Down

Written by: Sedona Ashe
Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux
Get this deal Try for $0.00

$14.95/mo after 3 months. Cancel anytime. Offer ends January 29, 2026 11:59pm PT.

$14.95 per month after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Buy Now for $25.00

Buy Now for $25.00

About this listen

After I rescued these jerks from a plane crash, you’d think they’d be nicer to me.

I die, like all the time. My track record of hilarious, freak-accidental deaths would be impressive if it weren’t so embarrassing.

And when I come back, I’m naked. Every. Dang. Time.

After my plane was sabotaged and crashed into the jungle, I rescued five male survivors from the wreckage.

I could have let them die, but no, I decided to pull their stupid carcasses from the wreckage. I’m immortal, not a monster.

Yes, they’re hot; now is not the time to do something about that.

The five sexy jaguar-shifters are on a mission to locate someone, a rare phoenix-shifter. Phoenix, the legendary creature, reborn every time it dies. Wait…

…Could they be looking for me?

It doesn’t matter since they walked away and left me to die in the Amazon rainforest. A place full of interesting new ways for a klutz like me to die. Surviving the jungle is harsh, but it’s nothing compared to how they have treated me.

And the worst part?

It turns out these bullies are my fated mates. Yep, I must be cursed.

I can’t wait to escape the jungle and leave these guys behind, but another part of me is begging to love them...

Was the Amazon always this hot?

But Did You Die is a comedy-filled, bully (first book only) paranormal-romance series that includes shifters, a mysterious underground society, and incredibly clumsy Phoenix. Follow Amaryllis as she discovers who she is and "collects" her soulmates along the way! This novel is the first in a new series that is packed with humor, adventure, and passionate scenes to entice and thrill you!

The series will have a happy ending...it will just take a little while to get there!

©2021 Sedona Ashe (P)2022 Sedona Ashe
Paranormal Paranormal Romance Romance Romantic Comedy Science Fiction Comedy Fiction Survival Funny Witty Aviation Fantasy Shifter
All stars
Most Relevant
It's like watching The Meg again. Just Pure ridiculously fun. I laughed throughout. Felt her pain. Loved her made up words. Pure freedom from the author. You won't be disappointed.

Hilarious! Both Actors are Pure Joy

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

I absolutely love this author she has a fantastic way with words. Her books are funny, adventurous, steamy, romantic overall just a 10/10. the books are easy quick reads and the narrators are perfect. highly recommend!

funny steamy and adventurous

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

vagingo, omg I will be saying it any time I can. you will be laughing out loud constantly

hilarious!

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

this book will have to laughing and tearing up. I love it!! Im staring the next book right away. Can't wait to see the how badass the FML will become.

hilarious and emotional

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

Funny, steamy and entertaining! I definitely recommend the entire serie! The narrators are all excellent!

Excellent entertainment!

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

See more reviews