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Klutz: Phoenix Heat

Written by: Sedona Ashe
Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux
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Publisher's Summary

I escaped the jungle only to end up abducted and held captive.

But I’m not waiting to be rescued. Screw that damsel-in-distress garbage! 

I’m the last Phoenix shifter and I’m about to give them hellfire!

Of course I’d wind up kidnapped. I thought being kidnapped would be sexy or something. I was dead wrong. Haha, get it? 

As if the jungle, viper bites, piranhas, killer bugs, and the five sexy dipstick-for-brains I saved weren’t enough, I’m now a captive of some lab coat weirdos in an experimentation facility.

I definitely got the wrong idea of torture from 50 Shades of Grey. Don’t look at me like that, you read it too!

They seem to be willing to stop at nothing in their effort to break me. But come on, they’re not that creative, just annoying in their determination to figure out how much I can take.

Another rare shifter is being held here. I can feel him. Yep, another freaking mate. In case you haven’t been counting, that makes it six fated mates…sheesh! My five jaguar shifter mates couldn’t seem to make up their minds. Were they happy to have me or desperate to ditch me? I'm not even sure if they are coming to rescue me.

Who did I tick off in the universe to deserve all of this?

No need to send help, because I’ve got this...as soon as I find some clothes.

They are about to find out exactly who and what I really am.

But Did You Die? is a comedy-filled paranormal romance series that includes jaguar shifters, a mysterious underground society, fated mates, and an incredibly clumsy Phoenix. Follow Amaryllis as she discovers who she is and "collects" her soul mates along the way! It is full of humor, adventure, and scenes to entice and thrill you...or to make you unexpectedly snort with laughter. The series will have a happily ever after…it will just take a little while to get there!

Ryls is being held in a laboratory, and some of what she endures is included in this book.

©2021 Sedona Ashe (P)2022 Sedona Ashe

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  • 2022-10-27

great read

once you get past the first books brutal treatment of the MC, this story is actually turning out to be worth it.

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