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Lucy Montgomery's Variety Pack

Written by: Lucy Montgomery
Narrated by: Lucy Montgomery, Philip Pope, Sally Grace, Waen Shepherd, Natalie Walker, Iris Walker, full cast
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Publisher's Summary

A multi-paced, one-woman Fast Show showcasing the exceptional talents of Lucy Montgomery.

Fresh from her success in Tittybangbang, Down the Line and Bellamy's People, human chameleon Lucy Montgomery stars in her very own radio sketch show, packed with comic characters galore.

Meet Maisie and Daisy, the posh private school girls with a unique way of explaining popular culture; jilted bride Wendy, who's determined to give her wedding speech despite her groom's absence; and 'Can-do Candi' Karmel, the 80-year-old diva who won't let old age stop her performing. There's also the acupuncturist who's determined to ensure her clients are relaxed, the humble Cockney charlady who knows her place, and the police officer who can't find the right words.

Find out why the Mona Lisa's been dumped by the Laughing Cavalier (and why Peter Andre is the most dangerous man in the world), hear an alternative take on Gardeners' Question Time; learn how to talk to teenagers in a language they'll understand—and discover the many perks of being Tim Vincent's mum...

Written and performed by Lucy Montgomery, this witty, wonderfully observed sketch show also features Philip Pope, Sally Grace, Waen Shepherd, Natalie Walter and Iris Walker.

Production Credits:

Written by Lucy Montgomery, with additional material by Barunka O'Shaughnessy, Steven Burge, Jon Hunter, Holly Walsh, Dan Tetsell, Joe Wilkinson, Fay Rusling, Abigail Burdess, Suk Pannu, Andy Wolton and Joseph Morpurgo

Script Editor: Dan Tetsell

Music by Philip Pope

Produced and directed by Katie Tyrrell

With Philip Pope, Sally Grace, Waen Shepherd, Natalie Walter and Iris Walker

First broadcast BBC Radio 4, 24 November-15 December 2010 (Series 1), 26 July-16 August 2011 (Series 2)

©2022 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd (P)2022 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd

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