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  • Written by: Ramy Vance
  • Narrated by: Candace Thaxton
  • Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
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Written by: Ramy Vance
Narrated by: Candace Thaxton
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Publisher's Summary

Mortality Bites: Publisher's Pack 2 contains books 3 and 4 of the Mortality Bites series. 

Superhero Me! (book 3):

What’s the expression again? “With great power comes a great pain in my ass.” And in a world where just about everything but superheroes exists, the last thing I expected to see was one flying around the park behind my dorm. I mean, isn’t it enough that this GoneGod world is filled with ghosts and demons, angels and valkyries, pixies and dragons? Do we really need souped-up humans, too? Come on! 

But that’s just the thing: superheroes don’t exist. Or at least, they shouldn’t. So when all sorts of superheroes start popping up on campus, fighting amongst themselves with such ferocity that they’re threatening the city, I have to don my own mask and cowl to figure out what’s going on. I’m Katrina Darling, a 300-year-old ex-vampire who believes in ghosts, but not superheroes. 

Orphaned Follies (book 4):

Never meet your heroes. 

But that’s exactly what my fae roommate Deirdre wanted to do: meet her hero, the human Professor Oighrig End. Turns out the professor was speaking at some exclusive event, and me being a sucker, I went with her. It wasn’t like I had anything better to do. I was fighting with my boyfriend, I hated my life and I was so severely depressed that all I really wanted to do was curl up in the fetal position and cry. Getting out would be good for me. 

But then someone had to go murder the human professor. And because of a massive snowstorm, we were literally locked in a building with his killer. What did Sherlock Holmes always say when faced with a mystery? “The game’s afoot.” I don’t know about games. I do know that I really wish I had gone with my initial instincts and stayed in bed. I’m Katrina Darling, a 300-year-old ex-vampire who really wishes she’d read more Agatha Christie in her long, long life.

If you like the Dresden Files, Mercy Thompson, or Buffy the Vampire Slayer, then you’ll be helplessly addicted to the Mortality Bites series.

©2018 Ramy Vance (P)2019 Podium Publishing

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wild fun ride

Vance has a width and breadth of mythical knowledge hes cleverly combined in a thrilling mystery adventure now spanning cananda to Japan in a uniwue witty and fun series of twists and turns. arigato

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