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  • Written by: Diana Rowland
  • Narrated by: Allison McLemore
  • Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (35 ratings)

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My Life as a White Trash Zombie

Written by: Diana Rowland
Narrated by: Allison McLemore
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Publisher's Summary

Audie Award Nominee, Paranormal, 2013

Teenage delinquent Angel Crawford lives with her redneck father in the swamps of southern Louisiana. She's a high school dropout, addicted to drugs and alcohol, and has a police record a mile long. But when she's made into a zombie after a car crash, her addictions disappear, except for her all-consuming need to stay "alive".

©2011 Diana Rowland (P)2012 Audible, Inc.

What the critics say

"Allison McLemore's delicate voice and Southern accent give Angel's first-person narration a humorous kick. McLemore excels at bringing Angel's self-deprecating and sarcastic comments to life. Her brisk pacing suits Angel's personality and draws listeners in from the first chapter, keeping them glued to their earphones as she plays up the book's 'gross factor' with drawling descriptions of gooey brains and crunchy skull cavities. She's also good at giving unique voices and mannerisms to secondary characters." ( AudioFile)

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Different and enjoyable

I'll start off by saying this isn't the kind of book that's typically in my wheelhouse. I enjoy zombie books and apocalypse stuff, and anything medical related so I thought I'd give it a whirl. The concept was fairly well executed, however about 60% of the way through I found the pacing kind of slow and the purpose of the story seemed to get a little bit lost. I didn't find myself eager to finish it, but I stuck with it. The ending was better than the middle, nothing fantastic but still satisfying, though it didn't leave me wanting to continue the series. #audible1

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  • 2017-10-14

Amazing

The narrating is fabulous and the storyline kept me coming back for more. 10/10 would recommend!

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Loved 99% of it

Loved almost all of it, can't share what without spoiling it though. Recommended listening, was fun.

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Great book! Great Narration! BUT - Audible.ca FAIL

Loved this book, and the narrator is a big part of the reason why I went on to purchase and thoroughly enjoy, books 2 and 3. But when I tried to purchase books 4-7, I was notified that they are not available for sale/download in Canada ... despite books 4-7 showing up in Audible.ca's book listing... so disappointed!!
There is no indication that books 4-7 will not be accessible in Canada, and had I known I could not complete the series, I would not have purchased books 1-3. I am so let down ... :(
Contacting Audible.ca's customer support and customer content, only resulted in pro-forma responses that did not address this / my issue.
So if you live in Canada - just BE WARNED that, after reading the very enjoyable White Trash Zombie, books 1-3... you will be left hanging and disappointed!

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Amazing!

The narrator reads the story well and her voice isn't grating like some of the others. The storyline is fantastic and Angels sense of humour has me snorting out loud while working. Diana Rowland is a writing genius l!

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southern gothic with paranormal twist

well written with great characters and absorbing story. loved the Southern atmosphere and accent of the narrator.

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awesome

loved the characters, very cool take on zombies. I liked the main character and her growth through the book.

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LOVE this series

I absolutely love this book. Great performance and very entertaining! A total must read. Recommend!

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Drags a little, but...

It's a pretty good book. 3/5 stars from me. The middle of the story drags on a bit which made finishing the book a bit of a hassle, and the ending was rather quick and left me wondering how the pieces fit together. Either way, this is a good zombie read and I loved the narrator's performance.

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