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  • Written by: Simon Rich
  • Narrated by: Fred Berman
  • Length: 4 hrs and 33 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (17 ratings)

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New Teeth

Written by: Simon Rich
Narrated by: Fred Berman
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Publisher's Summary

Laugh till you cry in this new collection of stories from the “Serena Williams of humor writing” (New York Times Book Review) about raising babies and trying to learn how not to be one.

Called a “comedic Godsend” by Conan O’Brien, and “the Stephen King of comedy writing” by John Mulaney, Simon Rich is back with New Teeth, his funniest and most personal collection yet.

Two murderous pirates find a child stowaway on board and attempt to balance pillaging with co-parenting. A woman raised by wolves prepares for her parents’ annual Thanksgiving visit. An aging mutant superhero is forced to learn humility when the mayor kicks him upstairs to a desk job. And in the hard-boiled caper “The Big Nap”, a weary two-year-old detective struggles to make sense of “a world gone mad”.

Equal parts silly and sincere, New Teeth is an ode to growing up, growing older, and what it means to make a family.

©2021 Simon Rich (P)2021 Little, Brown & Company

What the critics say

"Rich presents parody, absurdity, observational wit, the sudden shift in a familiar premise, and a surprising touch of sweetness and charm throughout.... [New Teeth is] so consistently funny, so exceptional in its imaginative use of parody as to be near genius. A fertile mind provides many smiles in this entertaining collection - and more than a few out-loud laughs." (Kirkus, starred review)

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For any and all Parents

There is so much in these stories! Under the laugh out loud humor lies the amazing stories of parenting, childhood and live change! I love it.

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hilarious & beautiful & quirky & heartwarming!

Simon Rich is a genius at turning these seemingly simple stories into deep and true life lessons. His words and phrasing are also hilariously amusing. You leave each story with a tiny smile on your face.

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The incredible performance really brings out Rich’s lunacy and brilliance. One of the few audiobooks I’ve experienced that is preferable to reading the physical book.

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hilarious, thoughtful

I laughed out loud listening to it alone, then got my wife to listen to several again with me. we laughed, we cried (learning the ropes, especially).

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