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Not All Himbos Wear Capes
- Villainous Things, Book 1
- Narrated by: Philip Alces, John Solo
- Length: 11 hrs and 12 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Xander
Big City is supposedly the place where dreams come true. As someone just trying to live my life, I can tell you it’s more like a recurring nightmare where dreams get c*ckblocked at every turn.
Especially if you’re a supervillain like me.
The irony is that I have zero powers, despite coming from purebred villain stock, but try telling that to Big City’s beloved hero, Captain Masculine.
This himbo is ruining my research, and if his firepower doesn’t kill me, the sight of him in Lycra surely will. Luckily—or unluckily, in my opinion—my bestie just signed me up for the Bangers dating app and found my perfect match.
If this isn’t the start of my villain arc, I don’t know what is.
Butch
It’s hard feeling like I have to wear a mask every day—that the only value I bring to the table is the sparkling image others have created for me.
Such is the life of being Captain Masculine, Big City’s greatest superhero. This is the existence I was destined for, and I will gladly defend this city against every threat to its people.
Except Doctor Antihero.
I’ve seen countless villains come and go, but something about Antihero intrigues me more than the usual hero-villain encounters should.
It’s because of him that I impulsively signed up for a dating app, hoping a meaningless fling with a local normie will help get my head back in the game. The truth is, what I really want is someone who sees me—the man behind the mask.
But that’s a luxury no superhero can afford.
Not All Himbos Wear Capes is an MM romance between a superhero and a villain. This is not your kid’s superhero book. This is Sin City and The Boys having a love child with extra spicy Spideypool and is meant for 18+ adults who can handle such things.
The Villainous Things series contains standalone books (each with HEAs) that feature interconnected characters and an overarching plot.
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- kloutzzz
- 2024-03-10
Fun and different
This story is super fun and engaging, yet utterly ridiculous and addictive. Great narration, as expected by these 2 legends.
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- Kindle Customer
- 2024-04-20
Oh Sugar! 🔥 😏 😈
Oh wow! These two narrators were on fire! This was my first more explicit romance book that I have listened to and they killed it! I had already read this book so, I knew what I was in for story wise but was a bit leery about listening to it. I couldn't click fast enough on the next two books in the series to listen to after only the first 10 minutes into this one.
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- Kushi
- 2023-05-18
Loved it!
Fresh Funny and I love the narrators Especially Philip Alces- so sexy and engaging. I will definitely listen to the next one ☝️
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