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A 2020 Audie winner - best female narrator
A Read with Jenna Today Show Book Club Pick!
Audiobook performed by Marin Ireland.
"I can’t believe how good this book is.... It’s wholly original. It’s also perfect.... Wilson writes with such a light touch.... The brilliance of the novel [is] that it distracts you with these weirdo characters and mesmerizing and funny sentences and then hits you in a way you didn’t see coming. You’re laughing so hard you don’t even realize that you’ve suddenly caught fire." (Taffy Brodesser-Akner, New York Times Book Review)
Kevin Wilson’s best book yet - a moving and uproarious novel about a woman who finds meaning in her life when she begins caring for two children with remarkable and disturbing abilities.
Lillian and Madison were unlikely roommates and yet inseparable friends at their elite boarding school. But then, Lillian had to leave the school unexpectedly in the wake of a scandal, and they’ve barely spoken since. Until now, when Lillian gets a letter from Madison pleading for her help.
Madison’s twin stepkids are moving in with her family, and she wants Lillian to be their caretaker. However, there’s a catch: The twins spontaneously combust when they get agitated, flames igniting from their skin in a startling but beautiful way. Lillian is convinced Madison is pulling her leg, but it’s the truth.
Thinking of her dead-end life at home, the life that has consistently disappointed her, Lillian figures she has nothing to lose. Over the course of one humid, demanding summer, Lillian and the twins learn to trust each other - and stay cool - while also staying out of the way of Madison’s buttoned-up politician husband. Surprised by her own ingenuity yet unused to the intense feelings of protectiveness she feels for them, Lillian ultimately begins to accept that she needs these strange children as much as they need her - urgently and fiercely. Couldn’t this be the start of the amazing life she’d always hoped for?
With white-hot wit and a big, tender heart, Kevin Wilson has written his best book yet - a most unusual story of parental love.
What the critics say
"Narrator Marin Ireland flawlessly introduces listeners to Lillian and Madison, two unlikely friends separated after a boarding school scandal.... Drawing from a seemingly endless supply of character voices, Ireland immerses listeners in this magical yet weird family, exquisitely capturing every unusual layer of the story.... Ireland and Wilson leave a lasting impression and provide a thoroughly entertaining experience." (AudioFile Magazine)
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- Erin
- 2024-03-18
Hilarious!
This book was enjoyable, hilarious and flowed incredibly well! 10/10 would recommend this read
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- Bryce Goligher
- 2023-02-16
Best book I’ve read in a long time.
The kind of book that doesn’t come along often. Deep and expansive while funny and crass. Loved the narration as well. 5 stars.
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- SL
- 2023-06-21
Excellent!
The narration was excellent. I loved her voice for the other character. The depth of the story, and the many different topics and direction that it delved into was so interesting would recommend.
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- AmazonCustomer
- 2023-12-06
I don't usually review
I don't generally review books here, but this clever, quirky and endearing book was such a glorious surprise that I am compelled. Deftly told, the characters are complex and fleshed out and the "paranormal " nature of the children smoothly worked into the story. If you want to look below the surface of the narrative it is clearly about much more then some lost people finding places, but the story is really satisfying in itself. The performance fits the characters perfectly, especially representing Lillian in her general deadpan and defeated approach to life. I really loved this audiobook!
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- Sheelagh
- 2020-12-10
Very enjoyable and funny!
This is just what I needed! Fun, light hearted, great fiction! I will listen again fir sure!
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- Amazon Customer
- 2021-08-19
Would Recommend
The story line is a bit far fetched, more fantasy. I thought maybe it was a better selection for someone a lot younger than me. I found the narrator engaging and this allowed me to continue to listen. Overall I would definitely recommend.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2022-12-07
Surprising, disturbing and hilarious
Realistic depiction of the stark income disparities in the US. Made bearable to reflect upon by the hilarity of the metaphor of burning the house down brought to life.
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- Jessica Sheppard
- 2023-04-24
Performance and story perfect match
Such a great story teller to choose for this book and such a captivating story. I listen to it in 2 days and didn’t want it to end.
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- kinza
- 2020-12-11
awesome narration
I loved it, it was hilarious lolol. The characters were amazing as well. must listen.
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- David L.
- 2021-08-23
Couldn’t stop listening
You would think that a story about kids that spontaneous combust would be ridiculous and totally bizarre, however this story is just wonderful. The storyline is rich and creative with deep character development of the lead role. The narration is masterful and so easy to listen too. Overall, one of my favourite books yet.
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