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Number Two

More Short Tales from a Very Tall Man

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Number Two

Written by: Jay Onrait
Narrated by: Jay Onrait
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About this listen

From the twisted and juvenile mind that brought you the national best seller Anchorboy comes another rollicking collection of embarrassing stories that'll make you laugh, cry, and feel just a little bit uncomfortable.

Get ready for more story time with everyone's favorite Canadian sportscaster, Jay Onrait! Pull up a chair, open a bag of ketchup chips, and join Jay as he reminisces about the times he...

  • Explored the squalid world of medical marijuana
  • Made a mess of himself on the road to Pittsburgh
  • Got upstaged on live TV by comedy legend Martin Short
  • Rode a Street Dragon through the laneways of Sochi
  • Shared a drink with Jay-Z and was then asked to leave
  • And much, much more!

©2015 Jay Onrait (P)2018 Audible, Inc. Entertainment & Celebrities Essays & Commentary Sports Celebrity Nonfiction Comedy
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it's a really good book and if you ever listen to Jay and Dan podcast it's great listening to him tell the stories because you understand all his side jokes and voices. wouldn't be the same if it was someone else

Jay telling his own story

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Jay has a face for Television Progrums and a Voice ment for Reading Audio Books. DANCE!!!

Theres Jay and his Wife, checking out the action.

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I didn't enjoy the book and couldn't get past the first hour. Jay's idea of comedy is not mine. My initial excitement about the book quickly diminished.

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