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  • The Definitive Basic B*tch Handbook to Surviving Rock Bottom
  • Written by: Stassi Schroeder
  • Narrated by: Stassi Schroeder
  • Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (82 ratings)

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Off with My Head

Written by: Stassi Schroeder
Narrated by: Stassi Schroeder
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Publisher's Summary

Named one of Us Weekly’s Best Celebrity Memoirs of 2022

The New York Times bestselling author of Next Level Basic and fan-favorite alumna of Bravo’s Vanderpump Rules returns with the definitive Basic Bitch handbook for surviving your rock-bottom moments.

The year 2020 was going to be the best year of Stassi’s life. Besides getting engaged and feeling like she was on top of the world career-wise, she bought her first house and was planning her dream Italian wedding. The future showed so much freaking promise—until it all went to hell. Stassi may not be perfect—she may have made some (major) mistakes—but she does feel like she has some insight (and plenty of hilarious tales) about getting knocked up, called out, and learning from what went wrong.

Through stories, confessions, illustrations, and plenty of self-reflection and self-deprecation, this new book goes behind the scenes and addresses the experience of getting cancelled, getting that positive pregnancy test, and saying “I do” in the backyard instead of in Italy. Stassi won’t hold back about her transformation from proud basic bitch to... proud basic bitch who has a deeper appreciation for what’s really important in life: love, relationships, mutual respect, and, okay fine, an Aperol spritz and some showtunes when you need them most.

Stassi hopes her story will help others see the light at the end of the tunnel in their own lives and make them laugh along the way. She writes about the importance of having a good cry (at work, in the shower, in your closet), ways to navigate social media responsibly (sometimes that means logging the eff off when crowds are chanting, “OFF WITH HER HEAD”), how to practice self-care when wine is not an option, and how not to become a Bridezilla—plus she’ll offer tips on marrying your f*ckboy, embracing pregnancy sweats (both cashmere sweats and night sweats), and styling baby OOTDs.

So roll up your bedazzled sleeves…or the sleeves of the tattered robe you’ve been wearing nonstop because you’re at rock bottom; grab a cocktail; and let your favorite (more evolved) basic bitch take you on a wild ride inside the bumpiest year of her life.

©2022 Nastassia Schroeder. All rights reserved. (P)2022 Simon & Schuster, Inc. All rights reserved.

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Love Stassi

This was an entertaining read. Love her humour and candour :). It’s easy to listen to and she opens up about getting cancelled. Good work!

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Love Stassi!!

This was a great easy listen with many relatable parts. I loved her breakdown of how bad a “cancelling” can be.

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Great listen/read

I enjoyed this Audio book! It was great to hear all about how everything went down and some! Definitely give it a listen!

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So Repetitive

I'm not one to write a review, usually, but this book is not good. It reminds me of when you're writing a paper for school and it has to meet a certain word count so you restate the same things in slightly different wordage multiple times. Really annoying. Also, I know it's on-brand, but I feel like I've heard enough of "AF" and "Aperol Spritz" to last me a lifetime. And the lists. So many lists... It just felt like there weren't enough actual anecdotes to warrant writing a book to begin with.

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Well written, great listen

A really fun listen if you are a fan. There is some real substance as well. Stassi is a good writer and it’s very entertaining.

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Clueless

It’s like listening to a rendition of the movie Clueless and re-reading her first book. Big thumbs down.

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Fun listen!

Was fun to listen to! I was annoyed by the amount of times she said “AF”, but overall would recommend if you’re a Vanderpump/ Stassi fan!

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Such a relatable listen

I really loved this book. There are so many relatable elements. Such a good, easy listen.

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Cried so many times (in a good way)!

Absolutely loved the advice to her daughter chapter! As a new-ish Mama I very much related.

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LOVED IT SO MUCH

I love listening to this audio book, Stassi is so real and I just loved hearing her read it herself. 10/10 recommend. Forever a Khaleesi

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