Penelope in Retrograde
A Novel
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wish list failed.
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Get 3 months for $0.99/mo
Buy Now for $26.00
-
Narrated by:
-
Eva Kaminsky
-
Written by:
-
Brooke Abrams
About this listen
In this witty and heartfelt debut from author Brooke Abrams, a romance writer with a passion for astrology reluctantly travels home for Thanksgiving to make amends with her estranged family…and possibly manifest her own happily ever after.
Romance writer Penelope Banks can write the perfect love story, but when it comes to family, all she’s got is a rough draft. Penny shelved the idea of fitting in with her high-achieving family years ago, but when her new business venture—a romance bookstore—is at risk of closing before its doors have opened, she’s forced to ask for help from the one place she never expected. Home.
Penny’s prepared for the usual Thanksgiving lineup: her perfect sister, meddling nana, matchmaking mother, and workaholic father. The guest she didn’t anticipate? Her ex-husband, Smith. After an awkward rideshare with Smith leaves Penny questioning why the romance in her life exists only in her novels, Penny adds some fiction to reality and turns her father’s colleague into the perfect fake boyfriend.
With only four days to mend damaged relationships, and her bookstore’s future at stake, all the stars must align for Penny to finally write a happily ever after for herself and her family.
©2023 Brooke Abrams (P)2023 Brilliance Publishing, Inc., all rights reserved.You may also enjoy...
-
The Last Close Call
- Written by: Laura Griffin
- Narrated by: Stephanie Németh-Parker
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall11
-
Performance8
-
Story8
Forensic genealogist Rowan Healy has made a name for herself by helping investigators trace the family trees of violent criminals who have eluded justice for years. But the pressure of police cases left her burned out, and she’s shifted her focus to helping adoptees find their biological parents.
-
-
Ok .. predicable
- By C Koscak on 2024-04-21
Written by: Laura Griffin
-
The Happiness Plan
- Written by: Susan Mallery
- Narrated by: Tanya Eby
- Length: 10 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall10
-
Performance8
-
Story8
A USA TODAY BESTSELLER! Three women search for joy in #1 New York Times bestselling author Susan Mallery’s new novel of hope, heartache, and the power of friendship. Heather is happy . . . ish. She has a successful business, a cute but contemptuous cat, and best friends Daphne and Tori who...
-
-
disappointed
- By Charge$It on 2024-07-07
Written by: Susan Mallery
-
Make a Scene
- Written by: Mimi Grace
- Narrated by: Adenrele Ojo, Emmanuel Ingram
- Length: 6 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall7
-
Performance6
-
Story6
Retta Majors is having a bad day - but that’s to be expected when your ex gets engaged to your cousin. Instead of (totally) freaking out, Retta decides to attend the wedding with her amazing, faithful, and handsome boyfriend. One problem....He doesn’t exist.
-
-
Good overall
- By Astrid on 2024-11-21
Written by: Mimi Grace
-
Silver Alert
- Written by: Lee Smith
- Narrated by: Caitlin Davies
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5
-
Performance2
-
Story2
This funny and endearing novel of family, secrets, and aging follows an elderly man who heads off on a joyride with a new young friend—who may have some secrets of her own. A driving force in literature, the one and only Lee Smith returns with a road trip novel, a story full of hope and humor...
Written by: Lee Smith
-
Eternally Yours
- Written by: Kenya Wright
- Narrated by: Morae Brehon
- Length: 7 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall14
-
Performance14
-
Story14
Romance author Maya finds herself trapped in a never-ending time loop, reliving the same luxurious masquerade party night after night. But there's a twist—someone keeps trying to kill her. Each time she dies, she wakes back up in the limo heading to the party, and she's determined to uncover the mystery of her predicament. Enter Ethan Vanderbilt, an erotically handsome and intimidating billionaire who becomes obsessed with possessing Maya. When he also gets caught in the time loop, the two must work together to unravel the mystery and find a way out.
-
-
Wanted to like it more
- By Julia on 2024-05-18
Written by: Kenya Wright
-
The Friend Zone
- Written by: Abby Jimenez
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Erin Mallon
- Length: 9 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall270
-
Performance240
-
Story240
A slow burn, hilarious and heartwarming romantic comedy from the New York Times bestselling author of Yours Truly. "A romance for the ages" —Tessa Bailey, bestselling author of It Happened One Summer Kristen Peterson doesn't do drama, will fight to the death for her friends, and has no room in...
-
-
Thumbs down overall
- By Amazon Customer on 2019-07-11
Written by: Abby Jimenez
-
The Last Close Call
- Written by: Laura Griffin
- Narrated by: Stephanie Németh-Parker
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall11
-
Performance8
-
Story8
Forensic genealogist Rowan Healy has made a name for herself by helping investigators trace the family trees of violent criminals who have eluded justice for years. But the pressure of police cases left her burned out, and she’s shifted her focus to helping adoptees find their biological parents.
-
-
Ok .. predicable
- By C Koscak on 2024-04-21
Written by: Laura Griffin
-
The Happiness Plan
- Written by: Susan Mallery
- Narrated by: Tanya Eby
- Length: 10 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall10
-
Performance8
-
Story8
A USA TODAY BESTSELLER! Three women search for joy in #1 New York Times bestselling author Susan Mallery’s new novel of hope, heartache, and the power of friendship. Heather is happy . . . ish. She has a successful business, a cute but contemptuous cat, and best friends Daphne and Tori who...
-
-
disappointed
- By Charge$It on 2024-07-07
Written by: Susan Mallery
-
Make a Scene
- Written by: Mimi Grace
- Narrated by: Adenrele Ojo, Emmanuel Ingram
- Length: 6 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall7
-
Performance6
-
Story6
Retta Majors is having a bad day - but that’s to be expected when your ex gets engaged to your cousin. Instead of (totally) freaking out, Retta decides to attend the wedding with her amazing, faithful, and handsome boyfriend. One problem....He doesn’t exist.
-
-
Good overall
- By Astrid on 2024-11-21
Written by: Mimi Grace
-
Silver Alert
- Written by: Lee Smith
- Narrated by: Caitlin Davies
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5
-
Performance2
-
Story2
This funny and endearing novel of family, secrets, and aging follows an elderly man who heads off on a joyride with a new young friend—who may have some secrets of her own. A driving force in literature, the one and only Lee Smith returns with a road trip novel, a story full of hope and humor...
Written by: Lee Smith
-
Eternally Yours
- Written by: Kenya Wright
- Narrated by: Morae Brehon
- Length: 7 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall14
-
Performance14
-
Story14
Romance author Maya finds herself trapped in a never-ending time loop, reliving the same luxurious masquerade party night after night. But there's a twist—someone keeps trying to kill her. Each time she dies, she wakes back up in the limo heading to the party, and she's determined to uncover the mystery of her predicament. Enter Ethan Vanderbilt, an erotically handsome and intimidating billionaire who becomes obsessed with possessing Maya. When he also gets caught in the time loop, the two must work together to unravel the mystery and find a way out.
-
-
Wanted to like it more
- By Julia on 2024-05-18
Written by: Kenya Wright
-
The Friend Zone
- Written by: Abby Jimenez
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Erin Mallon
- Length: 9 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall270
-
Performance240
-
Story240
A slow burn, hilarious and heartwarming romantic comedy from the New York Times bestselling author of Yours Truly. "A romance for the ages" —Tessa Bailey, bestselling author of It Happened One Summer Kristen Peterson doesn't do drama, will fight to the death for her friends, and has no room in...
-
-
Thumbs down overall
- By Amazon Customer on 2019-07-11
Written by: Abby Jimenez
-
Hunting Game
- Written by: Candice Fox
- Narrated by: Krysten Ritter, Anthony Mackie, Tony Goldwyn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall41
-
Performance40
-
Story40
Prepare to be captivated by acclaimed crime writer Candice Fox’s gripping audio thriller, Hunting Game. Featuring an all-star cast including Krysten Ritter, Anthony Mackie, and Tony Goldwyn, you’re about to enter a high-stakes game of cat and mouse. NYPD Detective Esme 'Es' Compran (Krysten Ritter) finds herself torn between her duty and her own desperate circumstances when a child is kidnapped. The victim's father, Jack Dengate (Tony Goldwyn), is a controversial big pharma CEO whose company's price hikes on life-saving drugs have dire consequences for Es' ailing daughter.
-
-
Dull Story
- By thomas olson on 2023-12-14
Written by: Candice Fox
-
These Still Black Waters
- Jess Lambert, Book 1
- Written by: Christina McDonald
- Narrated by: Angela Dawe, Erin Bennett, Ellen Quay
- Length: 10 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall10
-
Performance7
-
Story7
After a violent home invasion, Neve Maguire returns with her daughter to Black Lake, her childhood summer home, hoping for a fresh start. But when the body of a woman is found floating among the reeds in the lake behind her house, she fears she has made a horrible mistake. Neve is hiding secrets, though. Detective Jess Lambert can tell. Recently back after her own personal tragedy, Jess knows what it’s like to live with skeletons in your closet, and she’s sure Neve has a few of her own.
-
-
Draggs....
- By Michelle on 2024-07-15
Written by: Christina McDonald
-
Calico
- Written by: Lee Goldberg
- Narrated by: Nicol Zanzarella, Eric Conger
- Length: 11 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall16
-
Performance14
-
Story14
There's a saying in Barstow, California, a decaying city in the scorching Mojave desert . . . The Interstate here only goes in one direction: Away. But it's the only place where ex-LAPD detective Beth McDade, after a staggering fall from grace, could get another badge . . . and a shot at redemption. Over a century ago, and just a few miles further into the bleak landscape, a desperate stranger ended up in Calico, a struggling mining town, also hoping for a second chance.
-
-
Don’t waste your money!
- By Amazon Customer on 2024-03-08
Written by: Lee Goldberg
-
One Puzzling Afternoon
- Written by: Emily Critchley
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Sastre
- Length: 10 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall29
-
Performance24
-
Story24
It is 1951, and at number six Sycamore Street, fifteen-year-old Edie Green is lonely. Living with her eccentric mother and her mother's new boyfriend, she is desperate for something to shake her from her dull, isolated life. So when the popular, pretty Lucy Theddle befriends Edie, she thinks all her troubles are over. Even though Lucy has a secret, one Edie is not certain she should keep. Then Lucy goes missing. Now in 2018, Edie is eighty-four and still living in the same small town, when one afternoon she glimpses Lucy Theddle, still looking the same as she did at fifteen.
-
-
Nice easy listen
- By Kelly D on 2025-01-24
Written by: Emily Critchley
-
When We Were Enemies
- A Novel
- Written by: Emily Bleeker
- Narrated by: Carlotta Brentan, Eva Kaminsky
- Length: 11 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall11
-
Performance9
-
Story9
Camera-shy Elise Branson is different from the other women in her maternal line. Her mother is an award-winning actress. Her late grandmother, Vivian Snow, is a beloved Hollywood icon. But when Elise’s upcoming wedding coincides with a documentary being made about Vivian, Elise can’t escape the camera’s gaze. And neither can her grandmother, even in death.
-
-
Parallels and going against what is expected
- By CAMG on 2024-05-17
Written by: Emily Bleeker
-
The Manor House
- A Novel
- Written by: Gilly Macmillan
- Narrated by: Ethan Reid, Nathalie Buscombe, Clare Corbett, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall81
-
Performance70
-
Story69
From the New York Times bestselling author of The Nanny and What She Knew comes the terrifying story of what can happen after all your dreams come true Be careful what you wish for... Childhood sweethearts Nicole and Tom are a normal, loving couple—until a massive lottery win changes their...
-
-
One the BEST suspense books of late
- By Yasemin Watkins on 2024-02-04
Written by: Gilly Macmillan
-
The Daughters of Block Island
- A Novel
- Written by: Christa Carmen
- Narrated by: Linda Jones
- Length: 10 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall7
-
Performance7
-
Story7
After arriving on Block Island to find her birth mother, Blake Bronson becomes convinced she’s the heroine of a gothic novel—the kind that allowed her intermittent escape from a traumatic childhood. How else to explain the torrential rain, the salt-worn mansion known as White Hall, and the restless ghost purported to haunt its halls? But before Blake can discern the novel’s ending, she’s found dead, murdered in a claw-foot tub. The proprietress of White Hall stands accused.
-
-
so infuriatingly silly and implausible
- By poppygirl on 2024-04-16
Written by: Christa Carmen
-
The Spy Coast
- A Thriller (The Martini Club, Book 1)
- Written by: Tess Gerritsen
- Narrated by: Hillary Huber, Brittany Pressley
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall52
-
Performance45
-
Story45
Former spy Maggie Bird came to the seaside village of Purity, Maine, eager to put the past behind her after a mission went tragically wrong. These days, she’s living quietly on her chicken farm, still wary of blowback from the events that forced her early retirement. But when a body turns up in Maggie’s driveway, she knows it’s a message from former foes who haven’t forgotten her. Maggie turns to her local circle of old friends—all retirees from the CIA—to help uncover the truth about who is trying to kill her, and why.
-
-
Ok
- By Bonns on 2024-03-12
Written by: Tess Gerritsen
-
Forbidden Hearts
- Written by: Corinne Michaels
- Narrated by: Zachary Webber, Desiree Ketchum
- Length: 9 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall24
-
Performance23
-
Story23
First rule of being a nanny? Don’t fall for the single dad, even if he is smoking hot. But that’s exactly what happens when grumpy small-town sheriff Asher Whitlock reluctantly hires me to take care of his daughter for the summer. Neither of us is thrilled with the arrangement, but he’s desperate for help, and I need the money for grad school this fall.
-
-
4/5 STARS 4/5 SPICE
- By Chanelle Poulin on 2023-12-11
Written by: Corinne Michaels
-
Night Owl
- A Trasker Thriller (Trasker, Book 1)
- Written by: Andrew Mayne
- Narrated by: James Anderson Foster
- Length: 8 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall11
-
Performance7
-
Story7
After three decades in counterintelligence, Brad Trasker is retired, disillusioned, and dealing with a tragic loss. Spy games are behind him until he attends the launch of a next-generation aircraft. When the project of innovative aerospace CEO Kylie Connor explodes on the tarmac—nearly killing her in the process—Trasker is pulled back into the line of fire. The mystery of the sabotage quickly deepens.
-
-
Pedestrian 'Mission Impossible' Clone
- By Langer MD on 2024-08-10
Written by: Andrew Mayne
-
Hunted
- Written by: Darcy Coates
- Narrated by: Angela Dawe
- Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall35
-
Performance31
-
Story31
22-year-old Eileen goes missing while hiking in the remote Ashlough Forest. Five days later, her camera is discovered washed downriver, containing bizarre photos taken after her disappearance. Chris wants to believe Eileen is still alive. When the police search is abandoned, he and four of his friends create their own search party to scour the mountain range. As they stray further into the dark forest and the unsettling discoveries mount, they begin to believe they’re not alone in the trees and that Eileen’s disappearance wasn’t an accident.
-
-
Wow! FANTASTIC audiobook!
- By peaco2 on 2024-04-12
Written by: Darcy Coates
-
One Summer in Savannah
- A Novel
- Written by: Terah Shelton Harris
- Narrated by: Zuzu Robinson
- Length: 13 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall9
-
Performance9
-
Story9
A compelling debut that glows with bittersweet heart and touching emotion, deeply interrogating questions of family, redemption, and unconditional love in the sweltering summer heat of Savannah, as two people discover what it means to truly forgive.
-
-
amazing story
- By Souricette Sarah on 2024-05-28
Written by: Terah Shelton Harris
What the critics say
“Rounded out by a quirky cast…the book will leave readers with a real sense of the family dynamics at play here. Abrams' writing shows a lot of promise.”—Booklist (starred review)
“An ex-husband, a fake boyfriend, and a snarky, weed-growing grandma are just a few of the guests at the Banks’s family Thanksgiving that make Brooke Abrams’s debut unputdownable. Penelope in Retrograde will make you laugh a lot, cry a little, and want to call your dysfunctional family to tell them you’ll be home for the next holiday. Spice Girl’s Honor.”—Ali Brady, author of The Beach Trap
“Penelope in Retrograde sucked me in from the very first page! Abrams’s voice is a standout—she had me laughing on one page and tearing up on the next. With sparkling wit and characters I want to be best friends with, Abrams has crafted a story that cuts right to the heart of what it means to be a family, and she does it beautifully. This book is perfect for anyone who has ever struggled to find their place. Abrams has penned a brilliant debut, and I can’t wait to see what she does next!”—Falon Ballard, author of Just My Type
Loved it!!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
Could Not Get Through It
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.