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Real Ponies Don't Go Oink!
- Narrated by: Norman Dietz
- Length: 5 hrs and 45 mins
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- Dara
- 2018-08-13
McManus Timeless
Began listening to PM with 12year old daughter ; she's 35 and we still enjoy
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- Kindle Customer
- 2020-08-29
10 stars!
My favorite pat mcmanus book!! Very good narrator and now when I read the book I can hear those different voices in my head for each character!
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