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  • Relic, Book 1
  • Written by: Maz Maddox
  • Narrated by: Kirt Graves
  • Length: 5 hrs and 38 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (16 ratings)

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Smash & Grab

Written by: Maz Maddox
Narrated by: Kirt Graves
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Publisher's Summary

My standard issued lab badge reads "Simon", but it really should say "unexciting nerd with no social life". Don't get me wrong - I love what I do with a passion, but it doesn't leave a lot of time for much else. Especially romance.

While chipping away at my work, I'm suddenly the person between hired cartel muscle and the fossil that will define my career. Which isn't the most insane part of the story.

My savior is a chaotic, bat-wielding punk with a bubble-gum pink mohawk and a killer smile.

In a mad dash to escape the thieves, my knight in studded armor sweeps me across the country while hitting every tourist trap along the way. While smuggling a fossil, might I add.

Oh, and did I mention this pink punk can shift into a dinosaur?

Contains mature themes.

©2020 Maz Maddox (P)2021 Tantor
  • Series: Relic, Book 1
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Categories: LGBTQ2S+

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So fun!

I really enjoyed this book. I was laughing out loud. It was funny and sweet with a bit of action.

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What if we kissed under the Dimetrodon exhibit?

For context, I have always been obsessed with dinosaurs. I ALSO love queer books. Was this series made for me? ME THINKS YES.

I'm going to present this in a tidy numbered list about what I loved in this book because I could go on forever.

1. Paleontologist MC who has my literal DREAM JOB working at a museum. I related to how nerdy he could get when talking about dinosaurs.

2. Fossil heist! I loved that all the shenanigans were over a fossil.

3. THE SCIENCY STUFF! I wasn't expecting to learn actual scientific facts from this book, but I was pleasantly surprised. Ex: the shifters all having a code name from the formations in which each of their species was discovered 🥺.

4. Rebellious punk shifter falls for a nerdy certified good boy

5. The two cuties bonding over their love for Land Before Time after one seeing the other's tree star tattoo

6. THAT ENDING 😭❤️


Even though the plot sounded silly, this one really surprised me. 1000/10 will be listening to the next one.

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Surprisingly Fun & Sweet

If you enjoy a good (light) action Rom-Com with humour, dino facts, and cheesy villains, check out this audiobook! I laughed quite a bit and had a smile on my face through it all. Ridiculous premise, but who cares? b/c seriously dino shifters and a meet cute involving a fossil heist! I look forward to book 2!

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A fast and fluffy foray into the life of a Raptor

I really enjoyed the dynamics in this book. the characters were enjoyable and relatable in lots of ways. I really loved the banter between our MCs. Even the science aspect was well done and fun to learn. The narration was really good and I enjoyed their voice abilities.

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A Fun and Ridiculous Wild Ride!!

A fun Wild and exciting road trip with charming quirky characters a bound. A blossoming Romance being gay and doing crimes, and who doesn’t love pink Mohawked Raptors!

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