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  • Some Assembly Required: A Jane Bond Publisher's Pack

  • Jane Bond, Books 1-2
  • Written by: V.R. Tapscott
  • Narrated by: Tess Irondale
  • Length: 12 hrs and 3 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (6 ratings)

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Some Assembly Required: A Jane Bond Publisher's Pack

Written by: V.R. Tapscott
Narrated by: Tess Irondale
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Publisher's Summary

Contains books one and two of the humorous sci-fi Jane Bond series.

Some Assembly Required, book one

An alien pilot. A chocolate cake. A doomed relationship or two.

Jane’s life as an elementary school librarian gets sidetracked when she digs up the AI pilot of a 140-million-year-old spacecraft. Now, she’s running all over the world looking for spaceship parts, falling in and out of love, and trying to keep her friends from thinking she’s crazy. To make matters worse, the ship she’s recovering is starting to sound a bit more like the Death Star than the Millennium Falcon. When did life get so complicated?

Dark Side of the Moon, book two

Fully stocked spaceship garage - check. Fully prepped spaceship - check. Fully trained...and ready to pilot? Jane’s got her own spaceship, but she has no idea how to even get it out of the garage, let alone fly it. No worries, everything’s under control - meet Olive, Jane’s new pilot!

Jane finds some very interesting things in the basement left behind when Kit went away. Among them is a fully operational space ship. After an almost shattering start, Jane and her friends are globetrotting again, with the addition of Olive to pilot the ship - and make pancakes. Olive isn’t a real person, but she’s working hard at becoming one - and learning how to make pancakes and waffles along the way. But will pancakes be enough to deal with Jane’s mom and whatever lies on the dark side of the moon?

©2018, 2019 V.R. Tapscott (P)2020 Podium Audio

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Book 1 is awesome but book 2 is filler. It probably sets it up for book 3 but I can’t stand book 2. I won’t be continuing the series but book 1 you should listen to.

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I don't think I was the target audience

Voice Actor does good voices to distinguish characters. Well read.

Not sure if it's for young women, or adult women. Generally strong female characters, but they are almost all described as thin and pretty. Sometimes the descriptions of the female characters seems to be from the male gaze.

Plot is light and interesting, occasionally predictable. A nice light listen.

I appreciated that books 1&2 were bundled together into one purchase.

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