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Spoiler Alert
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Isabelle Ruther
- Length: 12 hrs and 48 mins
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Publisher's Summary
National Best Seller
Olivia Dade bursts onto the scene in this delightfully fun romantic comedy set in the world of fanfiction, in which a devoted fan goes on an unexpected date with her celebrity crush, who’s secretly posting fanfiction of his own.
Marcus Caster-Rupp has a secret. The world may know him as Aeneas, star of the biggest show on television, but fanfiction readers call him something else: Book!AeneasWouldNever. Marcus gets out his frustrations with the show through anonymous stories about the internet’s favorite couple, Aeneas and Lavinia. But if anyone discovered his online persona, he’d be finished in Hollywood.
April Whittier has secrets of her own. A hardcore Lavinia fan, she’s long hidden her fanfic and cosplay hobbies from her “real life” - but not anymore. When she dares to post her latest costume creation on Twitter, her plus-size take goes viral. And when Marcus asks her out to spite her internet critics, truth officially becomes stranger than fanfiction.
On their date, Marcus quickly realizes he wants more from April than a one-time publicity stunt. But when he discovers she’s Unapologetic Lavinia Stan, his closest fandom friend, he has one more huge secret to keep from her.
With love and Marcus’ career on the line, can the two of them stop hiding once and for all, or will a match made in fandom end up prematurely cancelled?
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- Ashley
- 2021-02-24
Cute and sexy
So I thought it started off a bit all over. But as the story went on it turned into and up and down romcom and you kind of knew where it was going. I loved it though. Super adorable yet with a ton of sexy going on. Also if you watched game of thrones it had that kind of set vibe haha
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- Solomon Pender
- 2021-03-10
What a wonderful book
Delightfully playful and a constant role coaster
So easy to enjoy and dive into
The conflict is compelling and the humor fun and enjoyable.
An excellent listen for anyone who likes love, romance and drama.
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- Cassandra Shirley
- 2021-06-04
OMG!
As a geek who read a writes fanfics this was the most adorable (steamy) story I have listened too in a while. I highly suggest a read. Or listen. The narrator was also very excellent in this.
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- CKH Vancouver
- 2020-12-27
Body Positive Romance
Romance that also explores fandom culture, fanfiction, online friends, maybe online friends to lovers, toxic families, body shaming, and (and this becomes a fascinating aspect) late diagnosed dyslexia. Plus lots of smut (steamy, fun smut) .
I think I would have enjoyed it more if I was into Game of Thrones which is clearly the fandom that novel's "the God the Gates" fiction is based on.
It does read like fanfiction though. Not a deficiency, I found it quite fun.
PS if you want to listen to an audio sample, you will have to check out the Amazon page as Audible seems to have forgotten to add it.
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