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Sucker Punch
- First Fangs Club, Book 3
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
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Loved it…but
- By TT on 2022-07-04
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Monster in the Mirror
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At 49, Belladonna Barrone’s life has taken some interesting turns. She unwittingly married into the mob but managed to get free when her husband died in a car accident. Most recently she was attacked and turned into a vampire, something else she never intended. As with everything, she’s made the best of her situation. She just didn’t know this newest situation would also result in her becoming the vampire governor of New Jersey.
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When 49-year-old Belladonna Barrone’s mobbed-up husband does her the favor of dying in a car accident, she thinks she’s finally free of the crime family she unwittingly married into. Then the boss tells her that she has to complete her husband’s last job before that freedom is truly hers. No big deal, she figures. Until things go south in ways she never imagined. Suddenly she’s thrust into a whole new world that makes the mob look like kindergarten. Vampires and werewolves are real? How is that freaking possible?
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Good ending for next
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Awesome listen, love it.
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When 49-year-old Belladonna Barrone’s mobbed-up husband does her the favor of dying in a car accident, she thinks she’s finally free of the crime family she unwittingly married into. Then the boss tells her that she has to complete her husband’s last job before that freedom is truly hers. No big deal, she figures. Until things go south in ways she never imagined. Suddenly she’s thrust into a whole new world that makes the mob look like kindergarten. Vampires and werewolves are real? How is that freaking possible?
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Awesome listen, love it.
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Loved it! Hope the next one is as good
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Written by: Shannon Mayer
Publisher's Summary
Newly appointed vampire governor of New Jersey Belladonna Barrone is fast discovering that life as a vampire isn’t much easier than life as a mobster’s wife. But that experience certainly taught her some things about how to handle the problems that come with being governor. That is until a friend is kidnapped by the fae and his life put in danger, all because of her actions.
Figuring out how to save him feels very much above her pay grade, but she’s the boss, and the decision about how to handle this potentially deadly situation is completely up to her. With the clock ticking, she has no choice but to attempt a rescue.
Thankfully, she has the help of her team and some impressive new friends. But going to battle with the fae has painfully real consequences, and the outcome of their mission leaves them all reeling. While dealing with the fallout from the fight, Donna once again becomes the target of a jealous vampire rival, which puts her future in question. Somehow, she has to find the strength to keep going and overcome these new attacks.
But there’s only so much a woman can handle. Or is there? With new resolve, Donna knows her only option is to fight back. Who else is going to protect her family and friends? She’s never been one to run from her problems.
Even when her problems feel like a supernatural sucker punch.
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- Julia
- 2021-11-01
love this series
finally a book where women are written intelligently. lead female didn't jump into sex. instead.. she understood the assignment and got stuff done. looking forward to book 5. also, narrator .. awesome
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- Carol K.
- 2021-01-16
Holy crap! Outstanding.
Book 3 of the First Fangs Club is a book you just can not put down. It is just one hurdle after the next for Donna. Kristen Painter has created a world of wonder with likeable characters. Whether reading or listening to this series, you won't be disappointed. I am so looking forward to the next book in the series, and the next, and so on. I hope there are a lot more books planned.
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- Nancy H
- 2021-01-04
loved it
I really liked the story line of this one. can't wait for the next one with that cliff hanger ending.
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- Carol Lynn Pothier
- 2021-01-09
Fun and Exciting
Fun and exciting and full of heart! I’m becoming a Kristen Painter addict. Can’t wait for the next book.
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- Jennifer Devine
- 2020-11-18
Love Love Love
I loved this book! Best one yet! I can’t wait for the next! It was awesome!
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- Rebecca
- 2023-01-13
Meh
I love most things this author writes but this series is fizzling out for me unfortunately. So much has happened in three books it’s like chaotic word vomit from your best friend…. I’m here for it but walk away a little confused and wondering if they need a nap.
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- Kindle Customer
- 2022-06-06
Perhaps better described as YA
Not bad, but didn’t hold my attention. Poor character development, and trite conversation. Not for me.
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- Mamanoosh
- 2022-05-07
Love it sooooo much
I love the author and all her previous book series. But these characters and storyline is captivating. Keeps me on the edge of my seat all the way.
I hope this series never ends.
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- Sara M
- 2022-03-21
Sucker if you don’t listen
LOVE THIS SERIES!
I’m just waiting for the next one to come out and it’s gonna not come fast enough!
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- Stefanie
- 2022-03-20
Gets better with each book!
I wasn’t very engaged when I first listened to this series, so I came back to it recently an gave it another try. It gets better with each book! I think I was expecting the comedy of Nocturne Falls, but this is more serious. I’m really into it now - WOW! What’s next?