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  • Written by: Kristen Painter
  • Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
  • Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (15 ratings)

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Sucks to Be Me

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Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
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When 49-year-old Belladonna Barrone’s mobbed-up husband does her the favor of dying in a car accident, she thinks she’s finally free of the crime family she unwittingly married into. Then the boss tells her that she has to complete her husband’s last job before that freedom is truly hers.

No big deal, she figures. Until things go south in ways she never imagined. Suddenly she’s thrust into a whole new world that makes the mob look like kindergarten. Vampires and werewolves are real? How is that freaking possible?

Her dreams of a new life disappear faster than wine at book club as more problems arise from her husband’s dark dealings and the unbelievable complications caused by her supernatural entanglements. Only her strength and determination (and some wild new friends) will see her through this next chapter, but the odds are against her.

How much more can her life suck? She’s about to find out....

©2020 Kristen Painter (P)2020 Kristen Painter

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New Twist on the Vampire 🧛‍♀️ Genre

What a refreshing look at this aspect of the genre! Unexpected twists an turns! I can't help wondering if it will all fall apart in the next book! Onwards!

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Good ending for next

I enjoyed this book … at about 40% and forward. The first part of the book was a bit of a slog in the set up. It did pick up the pace and now, having finished, I want to pick up the next book ASAP.

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