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  • Texts from Jane Eyre

  • And Other Conversations with Your Favorite Literary Characters
  • Written by: Mallory Ortberg
  • Narrated by: Zach Villa, Amy Landon
  • Length: 2 hrs and 22 mins

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Texts from Jane Eyre

Written by: Mallory Ortberg
Narrated by: Zach Villa, Amy Landon
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Publisher's Summary

Mallory Ortberg, co-creator of the cult-favorite website The Toast, presents this whimsical collection of hysterical text conversations from your favorite literary characters.

Everyone knows that if Scarlett O'Hara had an unlimited text-and-data plan, she'd constantly try to tempt Ashley away from Melanie with suggestive messages. If Mr. Rochester could text Jane Eyre, his ardent missives would obviously be in all-caps. And Daisy Buchanan would not only text while driving, she'd text you to pick her up after she totaled her car.

Based on the popular Web feature, Texts from Jane Eyre is a witty, irreverent mash-up that brings the characters from your favorite books into the 21st century.

©2014 Mallory Ortberg (P)2015 Tantor

What the critics say

"This is the best kind of English-major humor. There's not a weak point in the book; it's terrific, snicker-inducing fun throughout." ( Library Journal)

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