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  • Written by: Babylon Bee
  • Narrated by: P. J. Ochlan
  • Length: 4 hrs and 21 mins
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The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness

Written by: Babylon Bee
Narrated by: P. J. Ochlan
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To show the world you're a good person - and also to avoid getting canceled and having your life ruined by a Twitter mob - you need to get WOKE. In The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness, the writers of satirical sensation The Babylon Bee tell you how to choose your pronouns, blame everyone else for your problems, and show the world how virtuous you are with virtue-signaling profile pictures and stunning and brave hashtags. A tongue-in-cheek guide to the far Left’s obsession with intersectional insanity, The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness will help you laugh at the state of our culture, so you don’t cry.

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Brilliant!

Perfect voice for this satire making fun of modern day hypocrisies. I am now woke and hate myself. I will do better, and better, and... better!

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A Huge Disappointment

The Babylon Bee is a satirical right wing political website which puts the lie to the old saw that only the left can create satire. I'd guess the BB has me laughing out loud three or four days of the week and never a day goes by but what it raises a smile or chuckle. So, I was looking forward to an enjoyable read. Was I disappointed! I wonder who wrote this. I got through 75% of the book and realized I hadn't even been moved to a smile. Most of what I read was dull and repetitive and occasionally rose to be mean-spirited and that is not humor. DNF and back it goes!

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