
The Fartionary
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Narrated by:
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Stig Wemyss
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Written by:
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Andy Jones
About this listen
Why do farts smell? Which foods make the best bottom burps? What happens if you let one rip in space? All these stinking questions and more will be answered in ... THE FARTIONARY!
Andy Jones explodes the farty facts! Find out:
- the do's and don'ts of the babbling bottom
- why the family that farts together stays together
- what to do when Pop goes POP!
Plus, discover your farting personality type, learn how to talk your way out of a stinky situation and impress your friends with the funniest fart jokes. The coolest collection of all things farty!
©2011 Andy Jones (P)2025 Bolinda Publishing. This audio version produced by arrangement with HarperCollinsPublishers Australia Pty Limited.