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Publisher's Summary

"Amy's got your back. She's in your corner. She's an honesty bomb. And she's coming for you." (Actress Tilda Swinton, Trainwreck costar)

The Emmy Award-winning comedian, actress, writer, and star of Inside Amy Schumer and the acclaimed film Trainwreck has taken the entertainment world by storm with her winning blend of smart, satirical humor. Now Amy Schumer has written a refreshingly candid and uproariously funny collection of (extremely) personal and observational essays.

In The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo, Amy mines her past for stories about her teenage years, her family, relationships, and sex and shares the experiences that have shaped who she is - a woman with the courage to bare her soul to stand up for what she believes in, all while making us laugh. Down to earth and relatable, frank and unapologetic, Amy Schumer is one of us: She relies on her sister for advice, still hangs out with her high school pals, and continues to navigate the ever-changing boundaries in love, work, and life.

Ranging from the raucous to the romantic, the heartfelt to the harrowing, this highly entertaining and universally appealing collection is the literary equivalent of a night out with your best friend - an unforgettable and fun adventure that you wish could last forever. Whether she's experiencing lust at first sight while in the airport security line, sharing her own views on love and marriage, admitting to being an introvert, or discovering her cross-fit instructor's secret bad habit, Amy Schumer proves to be a bighearted, brave, and thoughtful storyteller that will leave you nodding your head in recognition, laughing out loud, and sobbing uncontrollably - but only because it's over.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your Library section along with the audio.

©2016 Amy Schumer (P)2016 Simon & Schuster Audio

What the critics say

"[Amy Schumer's] experience as a comic translates into many strengths as an audiobook narrator...this is a delightful listen with one of comedy's most honest, funniest voices." ( AudioFile)

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An enjoyable listen, thanks Amy!

I really enjoyed her clever take on life. She shares her struggles, fears and silly moments. I felt like my good friend was telling me some of her darkness secrets. I'm a bigger fan now that I've listen to this book. #Audible1

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  • LG
  • 2019-10-21

Below expectation

This book is filled with airhead contents and profanity. Expected funny content from a stand up comedian but got nothing but mombo jumbo!
Not everyone can pick up a pen and write for the sake of writing. Total waste of time and money.

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EH , not so interesting

Not so great I don't wanna hear of a poor schmuck going down on a dirty girl more then once.

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Amazing Bio

I love Amy Schumer!! I love how this book is so real, she awesome!! I would love to meet her in person and drink wine! 😝😂

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Amy Schumer is a bloody goddess

So good! Listening to Amy tell her stories was highly entertaining and surprisingly emotional! Big fan :)

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You go girl

Such a great listen and loved that it was Amy reading her own book, she is honest and lives in a vulnerable state which makes us all stronger. I think it’s wonderful that she is against people owning guns that are unstable-guns kill end of story!!!! She is funny and definitely can laugh at herself!!

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No. Just no.

I DNF this audiobook.

Not the type of listen I was anticipating. Kinda cold. Kinda boring. Kinda disappointed.

I got on a kick after listening to Laura Clery's IDIOT, and this is hot garbage in comparison.

Sorry Amy, I'm just not entertained by how you delivered your story. Maybe that's what you were going for though?

If this was a live show, I'd have walked out and wanted my money back.

Not usually one to write bad reviews, but not one I'd recommend. Ever.

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I really enjoyed listening to this book.

Great sense of humor, and I love how unapologetically open and honest she was about her life!

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Not a fan of the book

I’m a fan of Amy Schumer but not this book. She lost me in the chapter where she talked about how philanthropic she was with her friends after making it. It was a long painful listen.

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confused

I don't know exactly what I expected, but I like Amy and I thought this book would make me laugh
and cheer me up, as Amy often does. It didn't.
When watching a life comedian, sometimes it's just body language or facial expression that makes you laugh, not words.
This book more of autobiography with sad life stories, oversharing and exaggerated silliness for laughs.

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  • Susan Parrish
  • 2019-05-06

Wasted one of my credits on this

I couldn't even finish this. She just goes on and on about her success and how she's shares her wealth with people. She likes to make crass jokes that lose their appeal when it's kind of the same thing over and over. She sounds like a 14 year old bragging and trying to be cool. The reading lacks emotion. It's like listening to a kid reading aloud in class at times.

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  • Rich Metz
  • 2017-10-19

Overall not that funny of a book

Wouldn't really recommend in any way. Listening thru audible was the only way I got thru it. If I had to read it, then I would have never made it to the end. Only got a light chuckle here & there. Definitely not a crack up. More sad than anything else. Seemed like Amy was looking for everyone to feel sorry for her & her life up to this point. While trying to mix in a little comedy to certain situations.

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  • 2018-12-29

So very relatable

The only thing she could have to make this better, was to make it longer!
I can't for the next book... no matter what the title hahaha! inside book joke.

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  • Jennifer
  • 2016-08-30

depressing and sad.

I bought this book hoping to laugh however Amy tells very heavy stories about her childhood that are both depressing and awkward.

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  • katrina
  • 2016-09-17

mind numbing

I love Amy Schumers comedy, however I feel like someone said to her she needed a book, and threw in a poorly planned semi biography. the entire book could be summarized as "people think I'm like __,but I'm really like__."

honestly it came off as tone deaf between bragging about being "new money" or how good she was at stealing. It had the potential to be a lot better. oh well.

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  • ETXEBERRÍA
  • 2016-10-07

moments were funny, but mostly poor, amateur writing

I like her comedy but I was very disappointed by this book. There were very funny moments but for the most part it was cringeworthy. It was like she filled out a bunch of those facebook surveys "30 things you don't know about me " and turned it into a memoir. I still like her and her work, but she's not a writer and I would recommend skipping this book if you want to preserve your good image of her .

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  • Sarah S
  • 2016-11-07

Disappointing to listen to

What was most disappointing about Amy Schumer’s story?

There was no inflection in her voice. Even things that could be funny were delivered so poorly that I couldn't enjoy the humor. For a comedian reading her own book I expected more.

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  • Music Guy
  • 2016-08-29

A lot of human feces stories.

I like Amy but returned the book. Was not for me. Many sad stories. I'm sure it was cathartic for her.

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  • AutumnsJournal
  • 2016-12-27

Don't bother.

I could not enjoy this book. I really tried but she said "footnote," like 50 times in a row and talked about naming her stuff animal and gossiping about her friends at age 9. Really not interested sorry!

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  • cyndi
  • 2016-09-02

Looking for humor? Look elsewhere.

I had this book in my wish list for awhile, I was really excited when it was finally released. I like Amy Schumer and expected to laugh throughout this book. Unfortunately each chapter was a total bummer.
From her dad's battle with MS to sexual assault with one guy to being physically abused by a different guy and a theater shooting. None of these serious subjects offered a laugh (and rightfully so.) It's interesting but if you are looking for a laugh, look elsewhere, there's no humor here.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 2018-07-25

mehhhh

it's not that this is really that boring, but it is unoriginal and inconsistent. I'd say, unless you're a real Amy Schumer fan, you can avoid this.

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  • LauraFR
  • 2017-04-13

A good résumé of a lifestory

A really good testimony of what life is or could be.
It's interesting to see how people get on with their own lives, it helps to get another perspecrtive.

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  • Julia
  • 2016-10-14

A funny and powerful autobiography!

I have loved Amy for a while so I had high expectations for her book. I am thrilled with how much I loved it. She is funny, real, raw, and shares so much of her incredible life. I highly recommend it!