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The Grasshopper Trap
- Narrated by: Norman Dietz
- Length: 6 hrs and 23 mins
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In this collection of 30 tall tales, McManus introduces you to the perils of Trailer Trials and Mean Tents. Like Hemingway, McManus hunts the big fish in "Down and Way Out in Brazil". The title tale, "The Grasshopper Trap", unveils an ingenious invention for catching fish bait in motion. And in "Hunting Camp Etiquette", McManus becomes a rustic Miss Manners.
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- DJT
- 2021-02-10
Wonder years
I actually laugh out loud sitting in traffic, much to the chagrin of other drivers.
Pats Storey telling has brought back memories I had lost a long time ago.
Anyone who lived in the country knows at least one Rancid Crabtree character
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- Stewart Miller
- 2020-09-24
love these stories
Have heard better voice acting for this audiobook before. But that might just be personal preference.
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