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The Merchant Adventurer

Written by: Patrick E. McLean
Narrated by: Patrick E. McLean
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An ordinary, money-grubbing Merchant struggling to make a coin off penniless, incompetent adventurers is forced to take on the impossible quest of saving his town and rescuing the woman he loves from a treacherous and powerful Wizard. A battle of wit, wits and haggling that is part homage to, part skewer of the richly worked and often overwrought fantasy genre.

An artful, satire of dungeon crawls and cRPG's, the Merchant Adventurer is part Princess Bride, part Dungeon Pawn Stars and a rollicking good read.
©2014 Patrick E. McLean (P)2014 Patrick E. McLean
Fantasy & Magic Epic Literature & Fiction
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very good

I no longer want to be a wizard. T his book has shown me the error of my ways.

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