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The Pilot and the Puck-Up
- Narrated by: Jason Clarke, Erin Mallon
- Length: 6 hrs and 50 mins
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Publisher's Summary
He's the biggest, baddest, most spider-fearing motherpucker on the ice....
When you're named after the king of the gods, the world expects certain things of you.
Tough? Damn right.
Smart? Don't let the hockey uniform fool you.
Large and in charge? Honey, I'm the biggest, baddest, mother pucking-est machine to ever own the ice. I shoot. I score. In and out of the rink. I don't come early, but I come often, if you know what I mean. And I always leave the ladies wanting more.
Until that chick last night.
I'm no one-thrust wonder, and you're damn right I'm going to prove to her I can do better. But every time I think I'm finally on my way back into her pants, she one-ups and out-balls me.
I should cut my losses, lick my wounds, and walk away.
But Zeus Berger doesn't walk away from anything.
Especially when she's the only woman in the world who might be able to handle me.
The Pilot and the Puck-Up is a stand-alone romantic comedy featuring a hockey player whose ego is the only thing bigger than his shoe size, the most badass woman to ever fly a plane, rubber chockey (don't ask), and no cheating or cliffhangers.
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- Nikki C
- 2021-03-05
Sexy hard ass couple
These two sexy hard ass couple are perfect. Love the banter. Zeus the hard ass hockey players finds his equal in a just as hard ass pilot in fireball. You can not find a more perfect couple.
Jason Clarke and Erin Mallon as usual complement each other.
Won’t tell you the end but I feel for them. Theirs lives will be overflowing with excellent. You will understand. Good luck to them.
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- kellye
- 2021-01-31
Could have been great but too many f-bombs
The story was sweet and often hilarious, but the gratuitous profanity was unrealistic and really ruined the experience.
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- T2
- 2020-01-20
Gah
Really? Awesome? Hilarious? Nope, it was more annoying than funny. Childish? Yup! She makes her sister sound like she had no backbone and would sleep with 9 guys at once if she wasn’t there to save her honor. I could go on, but the story is less than 1/2 way over and I’m irritated that I can’t get my credit back 😢.
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- Katie Phillips
- 2020-01-06
Duet narration people! Worth the credit!
I listen to way to many books and I almost always listen to them sped up to at least 1.25 if not 1.5 but if they are bad zoom it up to 2.
I haven’t listen to an audio book at regular speed like ever. But pippa’s dialogue is so damn fast and bright and so entertaining that I have to slow it down. It blew my mind when I was missing stuff. I never miss stuff. Her dialogue is just so damn good and so damn quick.
I didn’t think I was going to be into this book when I read the description. An alpha female type is an interesting one to read and the balance can be super off but damn she nails it. It was in my wishlist... but when I found out it was duet narrated I immediately clicked buy. To the marketing team who reads these... stick duet narration in big bold letters on the cover in the description etc and insta buy!
I really loved this story and you can’t get better than jason clarke and Erin Mallon with hockey and flying.
6 people found this helpful
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- snowreader
- 2020-01-12
One of my FAVORITES!
I have fast become one of Pippa's biggest fans, but this book had me literally laughing out loud! I fell in love with these characters in the other books but I absolutely love the way she gave them their own story.
I love the way she wrote Zeus with humility but still kept his alpha character.
5 stars and can't wait for more from Pippa!
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- Captivated Listener!!
- 2020-01-01
Zeus and a bada@@ pilot.!!! AWESOMELY FUNNY⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
This one is so much fun!! 😂 I lol so much that I had tears in my eyes. Great fun and silly characters that you can't help but love. Looking for some adult humor and funny characters then this one is it. Loved Jason and Erin. They're always so good together. Have fun with this one!!!
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- Mel @thevocalromancer
- 2020-09-13
Not for me.
This one just didn't do it for me. It was OK. I listened to the audiobook and while Erin Mallon and Jason Clarke are two of my favorite narrators, I still had issues and just couldn't get into this book. I rarely DNF, so I listened to the whole thing (again, mainly because I love Jason and Erin) but was shaking my head through a lot of it. The constant horny-ness and talk about sex was a bit annoying, (and don't get me wrong, I love a romance with lots of heat) and although this is supposed to be a romcom, I didn't find myself laughing very much. Zeus was likeable enough but I didn't care for Joey. It was just over-the-top and I wasn't relating to the characters At All! It was okay enough that I listened to the whole thing, but it wasn't a very engaging or enjoyable read for me.
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- Love my audiobook
- 2020-01-08
Juvenile
Where’s the story? I wouldn’t want to be around any of these people. Sounded like teenagers trying to out cuss everything. Not for me.
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- LAS
- 2020-01-04
So much fun!
I always love Pippa Grant’s book. They are well-written, funny as heck, and so original. Zeus Berger is one of the funniest, snarkiest, and just so over-the-top lovable charachers ever written, and add Jason Clarke’s narration, and my mind is blown! Zeus is one of those characters that you worry about a narrator doing him justice and capturing the funny nuances, but Jason Clarke is perfectly cast. Erin Mallon is a fantastic Joey as well. Loved this listen.
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- Jen - Audible Addict
- 2020-01-03
Hilarious & All Things Awesome!
Pippa is made of awesome! Her characters are so original! I had a smile plastered on my face from the first few minutes! This book has everything: Humor, positive role models, Berger hijinks, and details behind the amazing character that is Zeus Berger.
I have been waiting for Zeus' story since the beginning, and this definitely delivered. All along I have wondered who could be a match for that larger-than-life person/personality. Joey is so freaking cool! I love her attitude, independence, and rock star ability to kick everyone's ass and make no apologies! She is PERFECT!
Only Zeus could recover from a start like this one, with his ego intact. From the very first scene in that PERFECT outfit he was everything I have come to love about the Berger Twins, and more! This sex-positive, snort-laugh-generating, deep-in-a-sneaky-way romance is everything Berger-worthy - and more!
Two of my favorite narrators were just the icing on this duet-style narration with excellent performances!
Definitely worth the credit. Stellar performances, hilarious dialogue, sticky situations! (less)
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- John
- 2020-01-02
Really fun book
I loved it. It was by far the best audio duet to date Erin and Jason did a awesome job as always. Really fun book with lots of crazy new word
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- Olga Glover
- 2019-12-31
Smile on my face!!!
This book was so much fun to listen to. Laughed till I cried🤣😂. The narration was perfection as always with Erin & Jason.
So worth the money!!
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