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  • A Book of Manners, Practical Tips, and Spiritual Advice for the Upwardly Mobile
  • Written by: Dirk Wittenborn, Jazz Johnson
  • Narrated by: Mozhan Marno
  • Length: 7 hrs and 8 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (6 ratings)

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Written by: Dirk Wittenborn, Jazz Johnson
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Welcome fledging Social Climbers! Allow us to show you the way. Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. So what’s the big deal? You shouldn’t be punished for wanting to improve your lot in life! This is America, after all. In the grand tradition of True Prep and The Hipster Handbook, The Social Climber’s Bible will teach you everything you need to know to become a pro Mountaineer:

  • The Art of Social Climbing at gallery openings, cocktail parties, and funerals
  • Social Climbing as a family
  • How to handle sex, dating, marriage, and love
  • Your social climbing IQ and how to improve it
  • How to spot a Big Fish, Whale, Turtle or Unicorn, and what they can do for you.

Johnson & Johnson heiress Jazz Johnson is a lifelong insider in that rarefied world that fans of both Downton Abbey and Gossip Girl dream about. Raconteur Dirk Wittenborn is old enough to remember when sex was safe and cocaine wasn’t addictive. In short, Jazz belongs to some of the most exclusive clubs in the world, whereas Dirk has been kicked out of them. Who better to guide you?
©2014 Dirk Wittenborn and Jazz Johnson (P)2014 Recorded Books
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Eye opening and refreshing candour. This book is a guide to one of the last taboos of modern society, which is social climbing.

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If you know you deserve more, go out and get it!

This book waa probably one of the best books I have ever heard. It's definitely not for the average. This is for those who naturally want the best out of life and know they deserve more.

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