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The Swoly Bible

The Bro Science Way of Life
Written by: Dom Mazzetti
Narrated by: Dom Mazzetti
Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
4.5 out of 5 stars (15 ratings)
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Publisher's Summary

From the muscle god who launched the YouTube channel Bro Science Life comes the only book that will teach you everything you need to know about getting swole.

For years bros, meatheads, and gym rats around the world have posed pressing questions: What can you bench? Can I skip leg day? What goes in this protein shake? And, importantly, do you even lift, bro? At long last, answers to these questions and more can be found in one handy volume - The Swoly Bible, written by the Internet's favorite gym expert/literary genius, Dom Mazzetti.

In it, Mazzetti lays out the truth about how to make gains in the gym and in your life, including:

  • How to get hyped for a lift
  • The true meaning of meal prep
  • How to eat chicken without wanting to kill yourself
  • The best tips for taking a postworkout selfie
  • How to get your girlfriend to start lifting
  • Why Crossfitters are the worst
  • And much more

Written in Dom's signature comedic voice, The Swoly Bible is the perfect gift for anyone in your #fitfam.

©2016 Dom Mazzetti (P)2016 Penguin Audio

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Basically the same content we've gotten before

So I gotta say, I do think this is a pretty funny book. however it is 99% recycled content from his YouTube videos. I mean, the videos were good for a reason. but if you're looking for new material, this book may be a let down

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Absolutely hilarious

Amazing and hilarious. Dom does a fantastic narration and this is a must read (or listen) for any gym rat.

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Best brain gains

Really good narration from the brofessor himself. However if you watched all of the broscience Youtube videos, there is very little new content. Still the best way to get brain gains well driving to work though.

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  • Ella
  • 2017-03-03

good but heard it before

thank you Don for self narration. many laughs, but if you watch the YouTube channel you heard most the material already.

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  • Jonah
  • 2016-12-21

I'M BIGGER ALREADY!!

Dom is a comically douchey character off YouTube. Not to be confused with the many tragically douchey characters on YouTube. If you're like me and you think mostly in sarcastic insults and bodybuilding references this book is perfect for you.

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  • Dominic
  • 2017-08-09

Funny and highly entertaining

Would you consider the audio edition of The Swoly Bible to be better than the print version?

Did not read print version.

What did you like best about this story?

The comical entertainment, and stereotypes.

What does Dom Mazzetti bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

His New Jersey accent and the way he portrays the wording.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Yes.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 2017-05-12

Like the YouTube Vids but DOPE

A lot of the YouTube videos are rehashed here but it's amazing to workout to.

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  • Jesse
  • 2017-04-30

Hilarious

I listened to this with earbuds while walking around campus. I was constantly laughing and smiling. Sometimes I'd zone out while listening and be looking at someone with a huge smile on my face. Made for some awkward times! Great book!

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  • Aaron
  • 2017-03-15

Brotastic!

This is the best narrator in the game! Hand to Jesus, I put on 15 pounds just listening to this.

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  • Adam Montana
  • 2017-02-18

Brilliant Satire - Not Much New Content

The Dom Mazzetti/BroScience brand represents some of the best satire you will ever read/listen to/watch. I remember the first video I ever watched, "Dom does drunk chicks" from then on I was hooked. I thought the BroScienceLife pivot from the Dom Mazzetti channel was a brilliant idea. You can't be a late twenties/early thirdies college student who is just looking to party and get wasted your whole life. But you can be in your late twenties and still be into lifting and relate to all the cultural anicdotes that BroScience takes advatage of. If you like extremly well written satirical humor about weight lifting culture as well as some hilarious puns then this is a great book for you. But, if you are someone like myself who has watched ever single BroScience video since the channel began then you're going to be a little disappointed because there is not that much new content. Honestly what I would do if I where just discovering BroScience Life is go on and watch every video on the channel in a row, and then buy a shirt or some Gnar pump and rock that swag in your local Iron Church. I'm guessing that would make the Brofesser just as proud of you as buying this audio book.

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  • Kindle Customer
  • 2017-02-14

this is for everyone in the gym state of mind

I finished this book in a day and a half if your a Dom fan your going to go ape shit over this book I'm working on getting everyone I know that hits the gym to listen to it it's funny as hell. my 70 yr old mother laughed her ads off (shakinging her head of course but none the less) loaded with helpful bro and gym tips for reaching a epically climatic level of douche baggery thank you Dom
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  • Gage
  • 2017-01-09

good read

best book I've come to know in my life, every man's book in my opinion, read it.

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  • deadendpro
  • 2017-01-09

A pump for your ear muscles!

Have you ever been at home wondering how you can get a sick pump on after the gym, while you are taking your required "rest"? Well look no further! Brofessor Dom has got you covered with the sickest and most detailed book on all things broscience and life in the gym, or as we all know it: on life.

Taking heavily from the brosciencelife YouTube videos, he has built a book that will appeal to fans and was for sure worth the coin and time; what else do you need to spend money on? Others? Pass. Do yourself a favor, small guy, start getting learned.

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