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  • Thirty-Life Crisis

  • Navigating My Thirties, One Drunk Baby Shower at a Time
  • Written by: Lisa Schwartz
  • Narrated by: Lisa Schwartz
  • Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
  • 4.2 out of 5 stars (25 ratings)

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Thirty-Life Crisis

Written by: Lisa Schwartz
Narrated by: Lisa Schwartz
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Publisher's Summary

A hilarious essay collection perfect for anyone dealing with the challenges, indignities, and celebrations that come with being a 30-something by actor and YouTube star Lisa Schwartz (Lisbug).

THIRTY-LIFE CRISIS Lisa Schwartz's stories and musings are all about watching her friends adult like pros, while she tries to understand why she doesn't want or can't seem to find all the things they have for herself. Like a big sister who's already seen it all, Lisa will take listeners through her own life experiences to say that one thing we all need to hear: You are so not alone. Unabashed and unfiltered, Schwartz's voice and candor will appeal to anyone in their 30s who just can't deal with the never-ending Facebook feed of friends' engagement photos and baby pictures, the trials of figuring out where their passion meets their career, and everything in between.

So, if you've ever had to figure out....

  • Parenting Your Parents (Yikes)
  • Gender Reveal Parties (It's an actual thing.)
  • Discovering That Your Boyfriend Likes Boys (Surprise!)
  • Online Shopping Away Your Anxiety (Don't)
  • Or Gender Reveal Parties (Seriously. It's an actual thing.)

This book is your new best friend.

©2019 Lisa Schwartz (P)2019 Hachette Audio

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Loved it !

This book made me smile, laugh and cry, just what I was expecting from Lisa ! As a 37 years old woman, single, childless and who wants nothing to do with a regular 9 to 5 job , I related to so many things in this book ! I loved every second of it.

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Best YouTuber Book

Lisa is enlightening, fresh, and funny. Her voice is easy to listen to and so is her story.

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Not my cup of tea

Waa narratored well bit just couldn't relate to the material, didn't find it funny. overall not what I expected

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