This Quest Is Broken!
This Trilogy Is Broken, Book 1
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Narrateur(s):
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Andrew Tell
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Auteur(s):
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J. P. Valentine
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The Questing Stones have come to Nowherested, and Evelia Greene is finally ready to receive her life's quest. Perhaps she'll be a great warrior, or a wealthy merchant, or a brilliant mage. Perhaps her quest is simply to live a quiet life, constantly honing a craft to the heights of perfection.
Or perhaps the Questing Stones will grant her the legendary mission of popping over to the next village to pick up a loaf of bread.
Wouldn’t that be ridiculous?
Eve can’t even begin to guess how or why she’s come by such an absurd life goal, nor how a level-one messenger girl is supposed to complete anything labeled as legendary, but at least she can be sure of one thing. No matter how many wolves or goblins attack, no matter how many speeding tickets she racks up, no matter how many bakeries spontaneously combust as she steps into town, one way or another, Eve is going to get that goddamned bread.
There just might be a few side quests along the way.
This book contains game elements, good jokes, bad jokes, worse jokes, and language strong enough to lift weights. Please enjoy.
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Very enjoyable
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MC is likable with a sassy atitude.
The pacing is perfect with a mix of fighting and relaxing banters.
I was hesitant about a male narrator acting a female MC, but it's also completely fine.
Basically this book hit all the right note with me.
simple fun adventure
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Meh, meh and uhg.
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first the character are very superficial, 90% of there conversation are just small talk mixed with other meaningless stuff that has nothing to do with the character themself nor to advance the story. From time to time the character act like they hide a big secret and when it's finally out you think, that's it seriously you can barely call that a secret! Secondly, like mentioned in the title the characters act and talk like 12year olds, it's not so bad in the beginning but it gets worst, especially the use of swearing, putting a swear word in every second sentence is Exactly what 12year old would do to sound cool.
Written for 12-year olds
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