Page de couverture de Time to Get the Fuck Outta Dodge

Time to Get the Fuck Outta Dodge

50 Ways to Escape Trump's USA

Aperçu

1 mois d'essai gratuit à Audible Standard

8,99 $/mois à la fin de l’essai. Annulation à tout moment.
Essayer pour 0,00 $
Autres options d’achat
Acheter pour 6,11 $

Acheter pour 6,11 $

À propos de cet audio

This is your emergency manual—equal parts survival satire, absurd checklist, and dark comedy. Not a memoir. Not a lecture. Just 50 unhinged ways to mentally, physically, or spiritually nope out of Trump’s America.

Inside you’ll find:

  • How to fake a diplomatic ID using LinkedIn and a flag pin
  • Whether New Zealand is recruiting traumatized flute players
  • How to marry into a climate-proof treehouse
  • Tips for escaping via escape rooms, expired passports, or emotional support peacocks
  • Ways to vanish by becoming more American than Trump himself

Whether you want to laugh, escape, or rage-scroll with a purpose, this book’s got you. It's satire. It's stress relief. It's what happens when you mix stand-up comedy with a bug-out bag.

Includes:

  • A foreword written under caffeine duress
  • Thank-yous possibly written during a blackout
  • Shameless plugs for the satire labs at CrazyDemocrat com & QuotingTrump com

Perfect for listeners who feel like America is now a dystopian game show—and just want a hilarious way out.

©2025 Ryan Cox-Bedsworth (P)2025 Ryan Cox-Bedsworth
Liberté et sécurité Politique Comédie Drôle Spirituel
Pas encore de commentaire