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Two Necromancers, a Dragon, and a Vampire
- Unconventional Heroes, Book 3
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 15 hrs and 55 mins
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Two necromancers, a dragon, and a vampire - it sounds like a shortcut to disaster, and for Timmy, it’s certainly looking that way.
To earn his pardon and avoid becoming yet another necromancer statistic, Timmy has to work for the Council. From bandit uprisings to giant sea serpents and ogre invasions, Timmy and the others are there to save the day - sort of.
And despite relying on overly intelligent ninja rats, an elf who believes that fire is the answer to everything, a bureaucrat who struggles to stay conscious through an entire fight, and a precocious apprentice who has designs on his castle, property damage per mission is down, they haven’t blown up another mountain, and they’ve gone several missions without ripping a hole in reality.
Naturally, it won’t last.
When the dragon egg their resident pyromaniac stole hatches to reveal the world’s cuddliest harbinger of death, Timmy and the others are dragged into a pair of diabolically dangerous missions. Breaking out of one of the world’s most secure prisons was hard enough. Now, they have to break back in to rescue a vampire.
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- Anonymous User
- 2022-04-25
The fun continues
Most books that are apart of a series, have a tendency to lose some of its. initial charm as the series gose on, not in this case. still a fun fantasy to listen to when you are working at your mundane adventurless job.
The narrator for this book was born to bring this story to life, you could say...... hes a necromancer .
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- Amazon Customer
- 2022-08-22
Really enjoy the adventures and the good friendships between the characters
This book is very good for all ages. I like the playful characters, and their willingness to work together.
I’ll be purchasing the next book soon.
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- connor
- 2023-06-06
each book gets better and better
great read I am loving the series. comical and action packed. Fantasy but different.
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- 2020-10-05
Funny and amazing
Really is a worthwhile audiobook. Great narration and funny story. I can't wait to read book 3.5 and 4.
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- 2023-03-24
Refreshingly different
Thoroughly enjoyable and lighthearted with a unique take on heroes. The performance is superb and the story is fun to follow.
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