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Wallbanger
- Narrated by: Heather Smith
- Length: 13 hrs and 52 mins
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Publisher's Summary
The first night after Caroline moves into her fantastic new San Francisco apartment, she realizes she’s gaining an - um - intimate knowledge of her new neighbor’s nocturnal adventures. Thanks to paper-thin walls and the guy’s athletic prowess, she can hear not just his bed banging against the wall but the ecstatic response of what seems (as loud night after loud night goes by) like an endless parade of women. And since Caroline is currently on a self-imposed "dating hiatus," and her neighbor is clearly lethally attractive to women, she finds her fantasies keep her awake even longer than the noise. So when the wallbanging threatens to literally bounce her out of bed, Caroline, clad in sexual frustration and a pink baby-doll nightie, confronts Simon Parker, her heard-but-never-seen neighbor. The tension between them is as thick as the walls are thin, and the results just as mixed. Suddenly, Caroline is finding she may have discovered a whole new definition of neighborly....
In a delicious mix of silly and steamy, Alice Clayton dishes out a hot and hilarious tale of exasperation at first sight...
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- Macaly
- 2021-01-25
Left a lot to be desired
The title and description sounded like a fun steamy story but it fell very flat. It started out okay but then I really struggled to continue listening. It's the first book that made me consider asking for a refund. It was cliché, predictable and utterly unbelievable in many situations. I could elaborate but there'd be too many spoilers. What I hated the most was they took a sexy guy and emasculated him into someone who couldn't even speak up to defend himself. Also, I don't think the narrator was well matched to the character either, she sounded much older. Combine that with the real life references in the book and I was expecting the character to be in her 40's. I was so blown away when their ages were revealed I had to check the year it was published. There was so much potential but it left me so disappointed.
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- Kara J
- 2019-06-27
No!
I purchased this book because it was on a top 20 romance novels list from good reads. 1/2 of the books on the list I have read and they were amazing, so I thought I’d try this one. Disappointed. The narrator is not good..which can make or break an audible book. The writing was definitely horrible too, so the narrator didn’t have a chance. I rolled my eyes so many times listening to this book and I really tried to finish it.. just couldn’t do it.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2018-09-30
Loved it!!!
Wallbanger was so lively and entertaining! The story was a great joyride! A definite must read.
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- Leesa
- 2013-05-16
Bless my soul
Don't bother to read the reviews. Use your credit or just purchase it!!!!!!!!! I promise your gonna sit, drive your car, run, or whatever you do while you listen with a BIG smile on your face. This one is one I'd give 10 stars cause it's just that good.
60 people found this helpful
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- Mon
- 2013-06-06
Not sure what all the fuss is about
What disappointed you about Wallbanger?
I expected more given the reviews. It was an OK listen. While yes there were some very funny moments, most of the book was boring. I was tired of hearing about her lack of "O" yes we got it, we got the memo several times. We get it, you can't have an organism. By the end I didn't care about either character. The last hour was literally a headache of continuous oh my god, I'm so totally awesome, i'm having a trillion back-to-back orgasms.
What was most disappointing about Alice Clayton’s story?
The narrator did not add to this story.
Would you be willing to try another one of Heather Smith’s performances?
Yes
What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?
No major reactions - I just didn't like it as much as others.
48 people found this helpful
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- CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹
- 2013-05-22
GREAT LISTEN - IT KEPT ME SMILING THROUGHOUT
Now hold on because I'm going to gush a little here.... this was such a fun listen with lol hilarious bits (especially with the cat). It was also an entertaining and romantic listen that had that 'feel good factor' and, as the sexual chemistry kept building between H/H, it got even more so. It had a dreamy 6 pack handsome hero and a good supporting cast of characters that added another dynamic to the storyline as we hear what all the texts say as they fly between each of the six characters.
I hadn't heard of this author before but I will definitely be looking out for any of her future books.
Worth a credit? The hours of listening pleasure this brings you makes this a very credit-worthy listen - so, in my book, that's a YES.
37 people found this helpful
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- L.W.
- 2013-06-08
Beginnning was so GOOD!
I passed on this book several times. But the reviewers convinced me. I love a funny love story. This one started so good. Very funny, Great characters. The dialog was really good. I'm on the fence with the narrator. I think I maybe getting too picky. She has a great voice. I just can't figure out how she gets it so breathy..and extends the ending of words. It is annoying, but it was not a deal breaker. I didn't think I would eeeevvvvveeeerrrr finish this book it became completely different, the characters changed about a 180....and I couldn't enjoy the change. In my opinion this book could of been memorable.
26 people found this helpful
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- Jordy ♡♡♡♡
- 2013-06-10
Oh My Lord this book was HOT!
This book was awesome! Hit all my right buttons!! Steamy, Sexy, Yummy, Romantic, Passionate!!! The narrator did a sublime job! You must buy this book!!
25 people found this helpful
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- Katherine
- 2013-05-27
I laughed, I cried, I swooned. Just brilliant!
This book has just the right mix of romance and humor. The writing is hilarious and the romance is a nice slow burn. I loved the build up between the two main characters. If you are a romance junkie like me then you will love this one. It's definitely swoon-worthy! I can't wait to read/listen to more books from this author. Just brilliant!
It's credit worthy and then some.....
24 people found this helpful
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- Karen
- 2013-05-20
Laugh Out Loud Funny
I read this book a while ago and loved it, so snapped it up when I saw it here and am SO pleased I did. Heather Smith is a brilliant narrator and brings the book to life in a way that had me snickering frequently, and hysterically laughing out loud at times. If listening to this on headphones, listen to it alone. Otherwise, people are going to start looking at you funny when you can't control your mirth. Worth a credit? Absolutely! I'd have happily given two credits for this gem.
18 people found this helpful
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- Lia
- 2013-05-27
Funny, cute, just okay
I purchased this book because of the ratings but I have to say that I was disapointed. While parts of the book were funny I got very tired of the banter back and forth between all the parties.
I got pretty frustrated with their lack of hooking up..book doesn't heat up until about 90% of the way through, I mean really. Not a book that I would recommend but lots of people loved it. I just found most of the book boring. The narrator I found just OK.
17 people found this helpful
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- Hope Johnston
- 2013-06-17
zero plot line
Caroline, the main character, lives in San Francisco with "her girls," the three of them friends since their college days at Berkeley. At a housewarming party, they meet guys who went to Stanford. Imagine their surprise when they realize that Simon is the "wallbanger" who lives next door to Caroline, literally shaking the walls as he has raunchy sex with not one but three different women on successive nights. When she couldn't stand it anymore, she'd pounded on his door in the wee hours of the morning, telling him to quiet down... and he tells her that it's his right to do whatever he wants in the privacy of his house. He starts calling her "cockblocker" for interrupting his sex with woman number three. And, because he's a class act, he tells his two buddies all about the episode, referring to Caroline as "pink nightie girl."
I am not looking for deep philosophy when shopping for escapist reading. But Berkeley, Stanford... and really? Caroline's fabulous career is to make things pretty. She admires her boss because she's soooooo beautiful, and her super successful boss spends time prying for the latest gossip about "wallbanger."
Because, wouldn't you know, that Simon is a sweet guy.
And knowing that he's banging the hell out of three other women is obviously no obstacle to obsessing about his body parts and screaming his name in her wet dreams, which he of course hears and smirks about.
Doesn't this sound like an empowered, happily ever after scenario?
The bar is set pretty low when the book is about giggling, twirling a strand of hair on your finger, looking down at your pretty bubble-gum pink toenail polish. Using slang that's outdated, and --ooo! texting!
Seriously, high school romances have more substance than this. I figured by Chapter Seven something would develop in terms of a plot line, but the story is about prude with a cat lusting helplessly for a womanizer. A formulaic reform of the rake isn't enough dramatic tension to me interested. I wish I could get a refund the four hours I spent listening before giving up. Grade: F.
16 people found this helpful
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- Jay
- 2013-06-10
A few laughs, mostly just bad...
The main character is shallow, materialistic... and mostly just an immature whiny kid.
The book plays into a lot of negative women stereotypes that I feel we could do without.
I realize I'm not the target demographic here... I kinda picked this one by mistake... but regardless I thought this one was extremely painful to get through. I kept wanting to reach through the pages and punch the characters in the face.
14 people found this helpful