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  • When Life Gives You Vampires

  • Written by: Gloria Duke
  • Narrated by: Meg Sylvan
  • Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
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When Life Gives You Vampires

Written by: Gloria Duke
Narrated by: Meg Sylvan
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Twenty-five-year-old Lily Baines is used to waking up hungover, overweight, and underemployed. Waking up with fangs? Not so much. But when a little light necking has more serious consequences than she ever imagined, Lily is determined to get to the bottom of it or die (again) trying.

Tristan hadn't meant to turn Lily—it's against vampire law—but now that she's here, they need to team up to save both their hides. They strike an uneasy truce, fending off other vampires, Lily's work-rival-turned-slayer, and her mother's tone-deaf romance and fitness advice...all while Lily faces down her insecurities about the fact that she lives in a diet-obsessed world with a body that will never age, never die, and never change.

Falling for her maddeningly gorgeous sire? Easy. Surviving an ancient vampire Master determined to see her twice-dead? Piece of cake. But can Lily ever truly learn to love the woman she'll be forevermore?
©2022 Gloria Duke (P)2022 Dreamscape Media, LLC
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  • Categories: Romance
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cute. with a built-in drinking game

if you go into this book without expectations you're going to have a fun time. It's very cute, light and fluffy.. Quite American pop culture vampire lore and characters.

I didn't realize that this was a women's awakening bodycon YA kind of novel with a bit of spicy times. I wish it would have committed either side. Would have been great to have some full-on sex scenes and deeper character development especially with the villains. OR take that aspect away and develop it for a YA genre for younger girls.

The title and artwork are great and really encapsulate the mood of the book. TBH I only purchased this because I really enjoy Meg Sylvan as a narrator.


It's a very basic and light story and so that was okay. The only thing that drove me nuts, and I mean freaking nuts, is the use of the word "obvi".

So other you need to make a drinking game out of it and be prepared to be flat on the floor in two chapters or I guess if you're a really young girl that uses that word it's all good for you.

a cute and fluffy diversion

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