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  • Written by: Yahtzee Croshaw
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  • Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (417 ratings)

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Will Destroy the Galaxy for Cash

Written by: Yahtzee Croshaw
Narrated by: Yahtzee Croshaw
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Publisher's Summary

The hero of Will Save the Galaxy for Cash returns to do what he does best. Which is - what again, exactly?

With the age of heroic star pilots and galactic villains completely killed by quantum teleportation, the ex-star pilot currently named Dashford Pierce is struggling to find his identity in a changing universe.

Then, a face from his past returns and makes him an offer he can't refuse: take part in just one teeny weeny, slightly illegal, daring heist, and not only will he have the means to start the new life he craves, but also save his childhood hero from certain death.

How hard could that be? If you need to ask - you don’t know Dashford Pierce.

Before long, Pierce is surrounded by peril, and forced to partner with the very same supervillains he'd spent his heroic career thwarting. But when he's confronted by the uncomfortable truth that star pilots might not have been the force for good they had intended to be, he begins to wonder if the villains hadn't had the right idea all along....

©2019 Yahtzee Croshaw (P)2019 Audible Originals, LLC.

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Completely prying awesome!

I think this series has to be the best antidote to the pandemic ever. I really can't wait for the next book in the series. Yahtzee Crowshaw is a master of hilarious analogies, nutty science and weird and wonderful characters. in addition, his narration is quite brilliant, making all the characters come to life so vividly, I'm going to miss them all, even the bad guys. Hurry up with the next book, I'm like an addict without my poison!

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Did not disappoint

I was a big fan of the first book and was looking forward to a sequel. I was not disappointed and found the ensemble of characters to be all engaging and well developed. Again Croshaw's enthusiastic delivery brought out the humor and quirks of the characters.

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  • Roy
  • 2022-03-28

Well done

The first sequel to come from a Yahtzee Crowshaw book and it does not disappoint. The universe is expanded (quite literally) organically and the new story fits well with the first.

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Great sequel to Will Save The Galaxy For Food!

Voice acting is superb as always. I wasn't sure how a sequel was going to go after the first book, but the writing here is even better and events took me by surprise several times. Definitely worth a listen!

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Best Author to Narrate his own book

Nobody can convey the expression and emotion intended by literature as well as the author who wrote it. Most authors who narrate their own books I have found to lacking at narration but Yahtzee does such an incredible job with his books. The sarcasm and expression of his narration perfectly matches the book. I doubt anyone could do any better at narrating one of his novels. Yet another comical adventure story by Yahtzee that will keep you entertained throughout the story.

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  • Jan
  • 2019-10-26

Another great book and performance

An awesome book and performance by Yahtzee. There is no one else that even comes close to this witty writing and perfect delivery.

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Light entertainment

Doesn’t pretend to be serious science fiction—humanity has progressed BEYOND interstellar spaceship travel, but somehow everybody still uses 2020-era smartphones, desktop computers, and inkjet printers! Quite witty and funny though.

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I actually laughed

as a fan of sci fi I love a satisfying satire of the genre. not only does it do a good job of skewering the tropes it provides characters that are relatable and likeable, with a plot you can keep listening to.

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Great vocal performance

You can really tell that Yahtzee has more than a decade of vocal performance experience and pitch perfect comedic timing to go with it.

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A good laugh

jacques mckeown's at it agian! the new characters are fantastically written, the world building is great. Mckeown's cynicism portrayed by Yahtzee never ceases to amuse and im looking forward to his next adventure, or mishap, depending on your definition.

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