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Will Leave the Galaxy for Good
- Jacques McKeown, Book 3
- Narrated by: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins
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Jacques McKeown is the most celebrated author of star-pilot fiction in the galaxy. He's rich, famous, and living in luxury, and his universe-wide fanbase eagerly awaits any news of his next book.
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- Devin
- 2024-04-29
humorous and exciting
fantastic overall, the performance really drives the humor and story at great pace. I could stop listening and finished the book in 3 sittings.
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- Robert
- 2024-04-06
Easily the funniest book he's written yet.
Yahtzee continues to impress with his signature brand of dry humor and sarcastic tone. This third installment in his extended canon puts a wonderful bow on the entire storyline, and even calls back to some of his earliest works. Truly my favorite book by Yahtzee Croshaw to date.
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- Alex Gillis
- 2024-04-05
Called out of retirement one last time!
While the beginning definitely didn’t have the same draw to it that the original entries had. Like a ball rolling down a hill, the momentum it gains is like no other!
The twists and callbacks to all of Yahtzee’s works is amazing and well worth the ride. Interconnected in ways that are staring you in the face, but you won’t pick up on it till it’s already smashed you in the face with a brick!
This was one of my favourite sci-fi series, and while I’m sad to see it go I’m happy it was here. Can’t wait for the replay now that the trilogies completed and to see what comes next from Yahtzee
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- jack
- 2024-04-06
A satisfying is somewhat meta conclusion to the Trilogy
This book was a satisfying is somewhat meta conclusion to the Trilogy.
It's full of Yahtzees trademark humor, and goes in some strange but engaging directions.
While Im not onboard with some of the things the author did with this book, he does provide a satisfying conclusion to the main characters story over these 3 books.
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- Mark B.
- 2024-04-26
Now I am sad
A good story probably needs an end, but it is still hard to part with Jacques McKeown and those characters that contributed to his life.
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