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Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?
- Big Questions from Tiny Mortals
- Narrated by: Caitlin Doughty
- Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins
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Best-selling author and mortician Caitlin Doughty answers real questions from kids about death, dead bodies, and decomposition.
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- Alexander C. Taylor
- 2020-02-10
love Caitlyn!!
very interesting if youre interested in north american Death "rituals"
also very interesting if you want to learn morw about better ways if burial
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- Megan G
- 2019-09-11
Short, sweet, and informative.
Written and performed with a glorious macabre humor that gently walks you through all the gory details of death and what happens after. Another great piece of content from Caitlin that is much appreciated!
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- Kindle Customer
- 2019-12-09
Excellent!
Great questions and great answers! Thanks Caitlin! You did a fantastic job, as always. 😃
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- Mikhaila Kavanagh
- 2020-09-03
Engaging, Well Written and Absolutely Fascinating
Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs is a true delight for the most morbidly curious of readers. It is abundantly clear that Caitlin Doughty is extremely passionate about death and while that may seem like a strange compliment, I've honestly never learned so much listening to an audiobook while also having an absolutely wonderful time. The questions she chooses to answer are accessible and her points are clear, but her stores never fail to be fascinating. Seriously, if you're on the fence about buying this book, you won't regret it if you do.
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- Deb
- 2020-07-25
interesting and Hilarious
Loved it, funny and entertaining as are Caitlin's videos. Looking forward to her other books.
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- Jessica E
- 2020-07-10
Humourous and educational
The author, who is also the narrator, was very pleasant to listen to and presented the information in a manner that I quite enjoyed (despite the topics she was covering). This book is made up from questions asked by children answered in a child-friendly way that adults can learn from as well.
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- J McKay
- 2020-06-14
A Deathling's Delight
Caitlin Doughty is fascinating; the book memorable! I highly recommend "Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?" to everyone, regardless of age. Listening to her narrate her latest book was a treat, as this was my first audiobook.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2020-06-02
lighthearted look into corpses
Very well narrated by the author. Some of the questions I've had in my head about corpses and funeral preparations are answered. Quite an enjoyable listen.
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- Lexloco
- 2020-05-22
Written for kids, but I enjoyed it!
I was initially disappointed (in myself, for not having read the description!) that this book was written for children. That said, I enjoyed hearing answers to some questions I had previously pondered, and others that I had never considered. I recommend it.
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- Matthew Blanchard
- 2020-05-17
Didn't expect to like this as much as I did
This book was incredible. It's premise is simple, just questions about death answered but you'll learn so much from it. Add in a great sense of humor from the author/narrator and it's a great time overall.
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