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  • Written by: George Carlin
  • Length: 1 hr and 1 min
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You Are All Diseased

Written by: George Carlin
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Publisher's Summary

Carlin's riffs on religion and terrorism on this album are classic. He even tackles the timely topic of airport security. Nobody dissects untouchable subjects better than the nimble mind of George Carlin. Recorded for an HBO live broadcast stand-up special on February 6, 1999.

Tracks:
1. How's Everybody Doin'
2. Airport Security
3. Fear of Germs
4. Cigars
5. Angels
6. Harley Davidson
7. House Of Blues
8. Minority Language: A-Happens to Be; B-Openly; C-Urban; D-Girlfriend
9. Man Stuff
10. Kids and Parents
11. TV Tonight
12. Names
13. Advertising Lullaby
14. American Bullshit
15. Businessmen
16. Religion
17. There Is No God

Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program.
©1999 Atlantic Recording Corporation (P)1999 Atlantic Recording Corporation

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Great!

Disrepectful, as always, but still so very funny. He is very much missed.
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