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  • You're That Bitch

  • & Other Cute Lessons About Being Unapologetically Yourself
  • Written by: Bretman Rock
  • Narrated by: Bretman Rock
  • Length: 6 hrs and 26 mins
  • 4.9 out of 5 stars (24 ratings)

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You're That Bitch

Written by: Bretman Rock
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Publisher's Summary

“This book is hilarious and that bitch made me laugh out loud.”—Chelsea Handler

A chaotically joyous collection of essays from one of the original influencers and the internet's sweetheart, Bretman "The Baddest" Rock.

Hilarious and earnest, this collection of essays, how-tos, and more goes far beyond what we know of Bretman Rock from social media. Who is Bretman Rock Sacayanan behind the screen and how did he become the original superstar influencer and today’s beloved best friend of the internet?

You're That Bitch welcomes you into Bretman Rock's world—from how his childhood in the Philippines, his family, Filipino culture, and being a first-generation immigrant helped shape him into who he is today. Peek into how Bretman became a social media sensation at the precocious age of 14, balancing living a glamorous jet-setting lifestyle on weekends while still serving lunch at his school’s cafeteria, running as a varsity track-star, and making honor roll during the week. With his signature honesty, this is an unfiltered and unprecedented look at what it means to be one of the first digital celebrities and that bitch—from dealing with cancel culture, drama and heartbreak, to what it means to love yourself and your community.

From the funniest and undeniably cutest person on the internet, this is a book for the weirdos and for the bad bitches . . . this book is for you!

©2023 Bretman Rock (P)2023 HarperCollins Publishers

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One of the best

There are no negative comments to leave. The audible was the right choice to hear Bretman’s funny dialogue and antics. Though I’m sure you would read it in his voice, I still love this bitch.

He goes deep and shares trauma, family and stardom. Love it

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It’s a 5 Star Bitch!

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From humble beginnings to Stardom, Bretman is honest, entertaining, inspiring, and funny as hell. He’s changing the world for the good!

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EFFORTTLESLY INSPIRING B*TCH

a genuine representation on how to move through life; the ups, downs, and the path that you create. I felt inspired to work on myself & be more kind to myself and go back to my roots to really understand myself entirely.

you will resonate with this book period!

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Addicting listen

This was probably my fasted read. Usually I take weeks to finish up an audio book, but this took me teo days! This was such an entertaining and easy listen, without a single dull moment.

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An overall amazing story

Thank you Bretman for sharing your story. It is truly an amazing one and it gives us an insight on your journey to success as well as your upbringing.

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Loved the audiobook

INSPIRING. Powerful. Beautiful Listening to Bretman tell her life story in her witty and charming way was SO GOOD. I was going to buy the book but when I saw she narrated I had to LISTEN.

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Masterpiece for Filipinos living abroad

His views and evolution of thinking throughout his life was extremely relatable to other Filipinos living abroad. Mind you, the family acceptance part isn’t the same for everyone but what he said about public view on gay individuals and how Filipinos have an extreme desire to be lighter skinned hit home so hard.

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ilokanos represent

so refreshing to listen to a book written and narrated by bretman himself, a fellow ilokano of the diaspora. it truly makes my heart feel warm. i especially love how he embraces the imperfection in his speaking and grammar, etc. love this "fuck academia" energy. what matters is, did you understand it? did you laugh? were you entertained? yes, yes, yes. love the authenticity. congrats bretman! xo

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Inspiring

As a young person who has just begun persuing a career in arts and entertainment- Bretman’s honest and entertaining storytelling made me feel like my dreams aren’t so far out of reach. Truly love it.

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The baddest for real

Loved every second of it, didn’t want it to end!! Bretman is really the baddest bitch 💙

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  • Desiraie Murillo
  • 2023-03-31

5/5

Honest, funny, and I am soooo glad I listened to the audiobook instead of getting the physical book.

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  • Kenya
  • 2023-03-31

Surprisingly not surprisingly good

Made me love Bretman even more than I already did. Keep up the positive vibes and energy.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 2023-03-02

Yes! Just, yes!

Loved every part of this book! Bretman’s narration was hilarious and truly authentic. Must read/listen!

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  • Sarahy
  • 2023-03-30

Inspiring

What I found most interesting is the fact that Bret men at an early age had to grow up quickly. Understand the word isn’t what it seems like. Had to go threw all the trauma. But overall all the obstacles he stayed strong for he’s family showing them it’s okay. Bretman rock truly deserve everything & everyone’s love. I’ll recommend this book to anyone. I would definitely read it again. It’s truly the best !

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  • Sofia N. Portillo
  • 2023-02-27

Authentic and Truly Lovely

Bretman Rock presented himself in the most authentic way through this medium. He mentioned his humble beginnings, his rise to fame, his insecurities, his family history, and other things he’s never mentioned before in his own Bretman-way, of course. He was honest and mentioned all the little details in such an entertaining way. I loved him before, but I love him even more now and this whole experience was like catching up with an old friend ❤️

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  • Anonymous User
  • 2023-11-15

truly inspiring

Amazing book from start to finish, it was truly inspiring and real from his part.

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  • Viviana
  • 2023-11-09

INSPIRING

I absolutely love Brennan, I read the book and once I saw he was the narrator I had to listen. Great book, better understanding of who he is as a person and simply motivating.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 2023-11-07

Inspiring

I grew up watching Bretman and it’s beautiful to see the human he’s grown into. I loved listening to his voice. It was so authentic.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 2023-11-07

I listen to this in one day #obsessed

I’m a Leo as well and this just speaks volumes to me. And his so funny ! No one else could have read this like he does. Bret your incredibly and so inspiring! Thank you for reminding me that I am that bitch also can’t wait for the next book 😃

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  • Darfe Salon
  • 2023-11-04

Amazing, funny, tearjerker story!!! ❤️

I have watched Bretman Rock's videos since high school before he made it super big!!!
Watching him grow his community and as a person, made me feel so proud of him & how he represented all Filipinos/LGBTQIA/Immigrants/Islanders, is truly inspiring!

I feel like listening to him telling his story made feel a bit closer to him~ I highly recommend to anyone who is a fan of Bretman Rock or anyone who wants to listen to raw, vulnerable stories about love, life & journey,

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