YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, but honestly, this whole city needs a fuggin' hug. We just lived through the worst week in Philly sports history. Grab a Wawa coffee and strap in, because we are not happy.

First off, the Birds. The Eagles dropped a jawn to the fuggin' Giants! Are you kiddin' me? That's an immediate call for a full city-wide panic. We break down what went wrong and why a loss to New York means we gotta fire everybody.

And don’t even get me started on the Phillies. That embarrassing playoff loss? It was a disaster. The whole season just went down the drain with an absolute jagoff play that we'll be screaming about until next April. The pain is real, feel me?

But look, we gotta get our minds off the losing, so we're pivoting to the truly important stuff. We’re talkin’ about how Mark Sanchez went absolutely bonkers—we got the rundown on his whole bizarre ordeal. Sounds like he was trying to run the Wildcat in a parking lot, for crying out loud.

Finally, we settle a debate that's been runnin' hot: Why a vampire would make the perfect girlfriend. Think about it: immortal, always looks good, and she only comes out at night so you got the whole daytime to watch the Birds. We got the pros and cons of dating the undead.

It's a therapy session mixed with pure nonsense, so fuggin' listen!

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O! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, and we are heated about the two most important things in life: The Birds and what you're putting in your mouth! Fuggin' listen!

First off, we gotta break down the Eagles and this Super Bowl Halftime Show pick. I swear, they announced the performer and I thought it was a fuggin’ prank. Then, we're shifting gears to what's ruinin' America: Too many fuggin' toppings! What is wrong with youse guys? Stop makin' a simple jawn so complicated! We make the case for the classic, simple, beautiful food that requires only two toppings, max.

It's a hilarious mess of high-stakes football drama and low-stakes food complaints. So grab yourself a plain slice and a Wawa coffee, and fuggin' listen!

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YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody's back in the wooder, and we're talkin' about money, comedy, and diner waitresses! Fuggin' listen!

First up, this insane Riyadh Comedy Festival jawn. Are you kiddin' me with these paychecks? Saudi Arabia is throwin' mountains of cash at high-profile comedians, while the funniest guys we know are still stuck doin' open mics in 2nd floor of a dirty old pub. We break down who's sellin' out for the oil money.

Then, we're bringin' it back home to the most important topic: why those waitresses at the local diner are always so damn hot. Seriously, the hustle, the coffee refills, the attitude—it's a whole vibe. We're diggin' into the undeniable, messy attraction to the ladies who bring you that sloppy hot dog.

It’s a hilarious mess of Saudi money and local horniness. Grab your Wawa coffee, and fuggin' listen!

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Yo, listen up! On this week's jawn, we're goin' completely off the rails. First, we break down how the voice of Sunday Night Football, Al Michaels, is now a legit movie star gettin' his face rearranged in that new fightin' flick, "The Smashing Machine." Then things get weird when Philly Mark confess his strange attraction to the Xenomorph aliens from the movies—don't judge me, it's morphin' time. We're also puttin' that little tater tot Adam Schefter on blast for cryin' about the Iggles' Tush Push again. The guy needs to stop bein' a hater and accept the greatness of the Brotherly Shove, feel me?

From the weird to the whinin', we're bringin' it all back home with a heartfelt tribute to the king of all foods: the sloppy hot dog. We're talkin' sloppy hot dog that require at least two napkins. It's a beautiful mess of Hollywood, aliens, football, and food that makes absolutely no sense, but you know you're gonna love it. So grab a dog, buckle up, and get ready for the dumbest conversation you'll hear all week. Fuggin' listen!

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The bols are back! After a fuggin' year-long hiatus, Philly Mark and Cousin Cody are finally back behind the mics for a brand new episode of Listen Up and Fuggin Listen. They're catching up on everything they missed—from the major headlines to the minor pains in the aess. So grab a hoagie and a lager, and listen up and fuggin listen, because the wait is over.

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In this offbeat episode of Listen Up and Fuggin Listen, Philly Mark and Cousin Cody dive deep into the wild world of the aurora borealis. Are those northern lights just Mother Nature’s rave party? You bet your glow sticks they are!

But that's not all—Mark and Cody confront the grim reality of hitting the big 4-0. Wrinkles, wisdom, and the weird urge to yell at kids on your lawn—it’s all on the table. Plus, hear how Mark’s fighting off a gnarly cold with his signature (and totally questionable) home remedies. Spoiler alert: they involve a lot of garlic and a little bit of witchcraft.

And just when you think it can't get any more bizarre, Mark and Cody reveal their latest obsession: the Dr. Bronner’s soap cult. Yes, you read that right. Get ready for a deep cleanse and some even deeper laughs as they explore the multi-level marketing madness of peppermint soap and mystical slogans.

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Get ready for another side-splitting episode of the 'Listen Up and Fuggin Listen' podcast with Philly Mark and Cousin Cody! In this electrifying installment, the dynamic duo dives headfirst into some of the juiciest topics in pop culture.

First up on the agenda? Mark and Cody are breaking down the epic rap beef between Drake and Kendrick Lamar. From diss tracks to Twitter wars, they're dissecting the drama with the finesse of a surgeon.

But wait, things take a hilarious turn as the boys shift gears to roast the one and only Tom Brady. Whether it's his avocado ice cream or his questionable fashion choices, Mark and Cody are serving up hot takes hotter than a deflated football.

And just when you thought it couldn't get any crazier, the boys dish about Katt Williams and his latest live special. From side-splitting jokes to off-the-wall antics.

So, grab your popcorn and settle in for a riotous ride with Philly Mark and Cousin Cody on the 'Listen Up and Fuggin Listen' podcast. Because when these two hit the airwaves, you never know what hilarious hijinks they'll get up to next!

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Get ready for another uproarious episode of the 'Listen Up and Fuggin Listen' podcast with Philly Mark and Cousin Cody! In this jam-packed installment, the dynamic duo dives headfirst into some seriously wild topics.

First up on the agenda? Mark and Cody are riding high on the excitement of the Eagles NFL Draft. From game-changing picks to unexpected surprises, they're breaking down the draft like seasoned sports analysts – or at least trying to.

But wait, things take a hilarious turn as the boys shift gears to discuss the generational scumbags that roam the streets of Philly. From the guy who steals your parking spot to the one who cuts in line at the cheesesteak stand, Mark and Cody are naming names and taking no prisoners.

And just when you thought it couldn't get any crazier, the boys debate how Howie Roseman, the Eagles' general manager, should enter the stadium. Will he ride in on a golden chariot pulled by eagles? Or will he opt for something more low-key, like a scooter?

But hold onto your birthday hats, because there's one more topic on the agenda: Mark and Cody's birthday plans this week! From wild parties to quiet dinners, they're spilling the beans on how they plan to celebrate another year of questionable decision-making.

So, grab your snacks and settle in for a riotous ride with Philly Mark and Cousin Cody on the 'Listen Up and Fuggin Listen' podcast. Because when these two hit the airwaves, you never know what hilarious hijinks they'll get up to next!

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