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Stiff Socks

Stiff Socks

Written by: Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
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 Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

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  • 336: Coochie Calories

    336: Coochie Calories
    Jun 25 2025
    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
    Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:11 Crashin out, Spreading lingo, repackaging

    6:21 Brazilians, where do butts come from?, Chicago is Trevor’s kind of town.

    12:44 Be nice for 6 Months of the year, Michaels FAT BURGER order, Michaels new diet

    18:15 Smash Burgers, New Restaurants, Michaels FULL UP, No Eating on a date

    24:36 Selling at Dodger stadium, Espresso with ice

    26:33 BLIND RANKING Where to sit on a date

    45:51 Breakfast Dates, Licking Melatonin, Weed shows, Ordering dessert off top

    50:12 Date spots, New podcast name, Wiffle Ball, Mark McGwire Bat, The Sandlot Movie, Topanga Matthews

    57:32 Lingo makes it to the News, Dancing News Anchor

    01:02:19 Too old for lingo

    01:05:11 Sock Talk

    01:07:32 Secret Sock

    01:09:10 Michaels Man Cave, 18 Holes with the boys


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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • 335: Ed Bassmaster Wants To Get Punched In The Face

    335: Ed Bassmaster Wants To Get Punched In The Face
    Jun 18 2025
    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
    Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks
    Ed Bassmaster
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    IG: https://www.instagram.com/edbassmaster/
    Check out his tour: https://edbassmaster.com/tour

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
    Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
    Reading, PA: Jul 27
    Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4
    Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Richmond, VA: Jun 26
    Bensalem, PA: Jun 27
    Washington, DC: Jun 28

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • 334: Freestylin for Hoes

    334: Freestylin for Hoes
    Jun 11 2025
    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
    Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Charles Town, WV: Jul 25
    Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26
    Reading, PA: Jul 27
    Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4
    Montclair, NJ: Sep 5

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12
    Chicago, IL: Jun 13
    Richmond, VA: Jun 26
    Bensalem, PA: Jun 27
    Washington, DC: Jun 28

    0:00 Spices, Armed and dangerous
    11:38 Police dogs, Food on the plane, Abraham Lincoln
    23:44 Knicks win but someone perishes, Beatboxing nuns
    28:12 Freestyling, Harry Mack, Darren Carter
    36:57 Girl singing on a plane
    56:16 Sock Talk - Tom Cruise on Father’s Day
    59:57 Disaster Dates, Dua Lipa date
    1:08:02 Secret Sock Talk - GF holds me at gunpoint

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    1 hr and 11 mins

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