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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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 Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!251327 Art Relations Sciences sociales
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  • Surviving An Ice Storm | Your Mom's House Ep. 844

    Surviving An Ice Storm | Your Mom's House Ep. 844
    Jan 28 2026
    SPONSORS: - New Customers Bet $5 Get $300 in Bonus Bets If Your Bet Wins. The Crown Is Yours! Sign up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. #DKPartner - For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. - Head to https://FactorMeals.com/ymh50off and use code ymh50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P hunker down for the ice storm and break down a clip of man threatening the world while borrowing his mom’s ice. The main mommies also explore the psychology of guys who think owning three coolers counts as wealth. Plus: unfiltered race takes, serial killer interviews that somehow turn philosophical, cringe dad gymnastics, brutal internet injuries, and Christina P confirms another rare double pipe classic. Add in storm prep advice (wine over water), aging body truths, hydration-denying parents, and some more of the internet’s coolest dudes, and you’ve got another classic YMH episode with Tim and Christine. Your Mom’s House Ep. 844 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT), or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Pass-thru of per wager tax may apply in IL. 1 per new customer. Must register new account to receive reward Token. Must select Token BEFORE placing min. $5 bet to receive $300 in Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Min. -500 odds req. Token and Bonus Bets are single-use and non-withdrawable. Token expires 2/1/26. Bonus Bets expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 1/25/26 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:01 - Opening Clip: Connor Got Diamonds 00:16:35 - Deep Diving Connor's Instagram 00:26:31 - Too Old For This Shi 00:32:00 - Charo's Needs Water 00:36:19 - This Guy Is Really Cool 00:43:13 - Clip: Chuck The Gay Man 00:44:33 - YMH EXCLUSIVE: Double Pipe Classic 00:48:18 - Mike The Accountant 00:50:56 - Black Guy Opinion 00:54:02 - RIP Whyte Folkz 00:56:37 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:00:00 - Indiana Serial Killer 01:05:22 - Clip: Laughter Yoga 01:06:32 - Clip: Toilet Paper Donut 01:08:34 - Closing Song - "Touch My Camera" by Bob Dolamite Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h et 12 min
  • We Were Trapped! | Your Mom's House Ep. 843

    We Were Trapped! | Your Mom's House Ep. 843
    Jan 21 2026
    SPONSORS: - Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide. - Plans start at $15/month at http://MintMobile.com/MOM. - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/ymh This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim joins the show through the magic of the internet as the main mommies dive headfirst into Bad Thoughts production, introducing the boys to The Terminator movies, and some Arnold impressions. Things escalate quickly with a wild opening clip of a very public call out of something very private, followed by a call to action for any and all "throat goats". Tom and Christina also unpack the Trapped in the Caribbean chaos, which included a TMZ story hotel horror stories, steel drums, and a week of no YMH episode. They also deep dive into Mike Fedele’s extremely online lifestyle of boats, flexing, humping, and Gen-Z failures. Also in this episode Safety Larry’s situational-awareness book, threats from a nude man in shoes, pet safety clips, stranger danger, eye pokes, Mantak Chia energy, pot debates, hippie hatred, garbage-dump parenting, mafia waste management history, body-disposal hypotheticals, and kids talking trash. Buckle up, jeans, we're fuggen BACK! Your Mom’s House Ep. 843 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:32 - Showing The Boys Terminator 00:09:59 - Opening Clip: Digging In Yo Shit 00:17:18 - Clip: Calling All Throat Goats 00:20:42 - Stranded In Paradise 00:30:04 - Mike Fedele 00:37:22 - More Safety Tips With Larry 00:44:34 - Clip: Stranger Danger 00:45:38 - Clip: Grab Those Testicles 00:47:37 - Will Blunderfield + Mantak Chia 00:50:17 - Pot Discourse 00:55:18 - Field Trip At The Dump 01:04:13 - Clip: Trash Talking White Kid 01:06:43 - Closing Song - "Daddio's Patio (Feat. Cutter Tha Killer Klown) by Celador Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h et 8 min
  • Joe DeRosa Is Vile & Horrendous | Your Mom's House Ep. 842

    Joe DeRosa Is Vile & Horrendous | Your Mom's House Ep. 842
    Jan 14 2026
    SPONSORS: - For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. - New Customers Bet $5 Get $300 in Bonus Bets If Your Bet Wins. The Crown Is Yours! Sign up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. #DKPartner - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/ymh This week, Christina P holds down the fort while Tom Segura is away, and she’s joined by comedian Joe DeRosa, who will soon be joining the YMH family with a podcast of his own entitled "Vile & Horrendous". He helps Christina along for for an absolutely off the rails episode packed with wild clips, hot takes, and some classic YMH energy. From an unexpectedly epic saxophone intro, to a disturbing church meltdown, to Christina’s meticulously curated TikTok insanity, this episode spirals fast, before finally landing on a brutally accurate breakdown of boring corporate fast food culture. The house they filmed Home Alone in is also in sale and looks like an insane place to live in! So strap in, stay black, keep those jeans high and tight. Your Mom’s House Ep. 842 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT), or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Pass-thru of per wager tax may apply in IL. 1 per new customer. Must register new account to receive reward Token. Must select Token BEFORE placing min. $5 bet to receive $300 in Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Min. -500 odds req. Token and Bonus Bets are single-use and non-withdrawable. Token expires 2/1/26. Bonus Bets expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 1/25/26 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:50 - Facts Of Life Girls & Vintage Collectables 00:08:30 - Not About That Weed 00:14:45 - Opening Clip: Can't Make Friends 00:20:33 - Saxophone 00:26:36 - Clip: Crazy Church Man 00:37:35 - Joe DeRosa Is Vile & Horrendous 00:48:01 - Lipshitz Plug 00:49:36 - Christina's Curations 01:03:49 - Home Alone House & Boring Corporate Fast Food 01:09:40 - Closing Song -"Cool Girl Club" By Versace Kolache Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h et 17 min
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