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Goon
- Written by: Edward Lee, John Pelan
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 3 hrs and 30 mins
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Six-foot-9 and 400 pounds, hailing from parts unknown, he is the one-man walking gore machine of the Deep South Wrestling Conference, and his name is Goon. But Detective Phillip Straker isn't a wrestling fan. The bodies pile up like dirty laundry: sex-obsessed tramps used as playthings by some unspeakable creature. Straker is determined to solve the rash of mutilation murders with trimmings that beg description. Is it just coincidence, or do all the victims have something in common?
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Goon
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 3 hrs and 30 mins
- Release date: 2016-10-05
- Language: English
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The Grey Matter
- Written by: Billie Sue Mosiman
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 6 hrs and 35 mins
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It had been perfect at first for the four young people. Friends since their broken childhoods, now they stood together at the threshold of adulthood. They were a family by choice, not by nature. When supplies dwindled and society failed, so did the rules of civilization and the mountain closed in. Not all predators walk on four legs.
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The Grey Matter
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 6 hrs and 35 mins
- Release date: 2016-03-29
- Language: English
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Pandora's Brain
- Written by: Calum Chace
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 9 hrs and 25 mins
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Matt, a shy but engaging and resourceful student, discovers that his recently deceased father was involved in research that could enable the construction of the world's first conscious machine. Matt's enquiries lead to him being kidnapped, as he is caught in the crossfire between two groups pursuing that goal - one led by a Russian billionaire and another backed by the US military. Matt has to do more than simply survive. He has to harness these powerful forces to his own ends, and his life as well as his family's is at stake.
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- By Jean Of mArc on 2020-07-11
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Pandora's Brain
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Series: Pandora's Brain, Book 1
- Length: 9 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 2015-08-21
- Language: English
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Dodgeball High
- Written by: Bradley Sands
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 3 hrs and 52 mins
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Justin Lucas just started at a new high school, but there are no classes in really important stuff like English literature, mathematics, science, or history. Instead, the entire curriculum is dedicated to playing dodgeball. Justin is...perplexed. Where are the pencils and textbooks? Why are there so many explosives strapped to the balls? And what's up with the barbed wire? Does the school administration really think it's appropriate to wrap the balls in barbed wire?
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Dodgeball High
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 3 hrs and 52 mins
- Release date: 2017-02-10
- Language: English
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Polly!
- Written by: Stephen Goldin
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 3 hrs and 46 mins
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Herodotus Shapiro has had an unbelievably bad week. His wife left him. The IRS is after him for thousands of dollars. His home/bookstore burned down. On his way to take refuge at his brother's place, he got a speeding ticket. And now his car has broken down in the middle of the desert in front of a large mansion. What more can go wrong?
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Polly!
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 3 hrs and 46 mins
- Release date: 2016-05-02
- Language: English
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The Raven's Daughter
- Written by: Peggy A. Wheeler
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
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After a police shootout where she killed a man, criminologist Maggie Tall Bear Sloan retires from the force to enjoy peace and quiet in rural California. When sets of young twins are murdered in her town, the local sheriff recruits her to solve the gruesome killings.
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The Raven's Daughter
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 2017-01-30
- Language: English
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Roam
- Written by: Erik Therme
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 4 hrs and 32 mins
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When Kevin finds Sarah stranded by the side of the road, he’s more than willing to give her a ride. Young, beautiful and distraught—she’s everything a single guy could ask for in a girl. What he doesn’t know is that she already has a guy: an abusive, drunken boyfriend who left her there in a fit of rage. And when that boyfriend comes back and finds Sarah missing, a simple ride will turn deadly.
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Roam
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 4 hrs and 32 mins
- Release date: 2017-05-11
- Language: English
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Ship the Kids on Ahead
- Written by: Bill Stokes
- Narrated by: Sean Runnette, James Foster, Stefan Rudnicki, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 26 mins
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We all have that one older funny family member. You know the one, he tells stories from his experiences and usually has people rolling their eyes. William Stokes is that person! He presents a delightful collection of memories that are truly life lessons even today! Stokes, through his memories and wit, provides opportunities to learn through laughter, sharing of memories and love.
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Ship the Kids on Ahead
- Narrated by: Sean Runnette, James Foster, Stefan Rudnicki, R.C. Bray, Xe Sands, Joe Hempel
- Length: 3 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 2016-09-12
- Language: English
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Legend of Kill Creek Woods
- Written by: Brett Williams
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 1 hr and 58 mins
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Somewhere out in the woods an otherworldly creature born of fire and hate lurks. When the beast emerges, lusting for blood, all that stands between it and the nearby town is a grief-stricken farmer. Supernatural ferocity meets backwoods ingenuity in a horror fable of good versus evil.
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Legend of Kill Creek Woods
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 1 hr and 58 mins
- Release date: 2016-02-10
- Language: English
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Average Joe's Secrets to Personal Development: A Simple and Straightforward Guide to Personal Growth
- Average Joe Knows, Book 1
- Written by: Joe Hinchliffe
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 1 hr and 26 mins
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Invest in yourself so you can design your own life. The only way you can have everything you want from life is by becoming a different person. And the only way this is achieved is by developing your strengths and weaknesses. Personal development and self-help are vast topics that are easy to over-complicate. The books are often clouded in detail, making them difficult to understand. If you want a simple and straight-to-the-point self-help book for women and men, this book is for you!
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Average Joe's Secrets to Personal Development: A Simple and Straightforward Guide to Personal Growth
- Average Joe Knows, Book 1
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 1 hr and 26 mins
- Release date: 2016-06-20
- Language: English
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Family Business
- Written by: Brett Williams
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
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After the death of her mother, Bobbie Jean finds herself living with her aunt and uncle at their rural farm. Without many options, she begins to sell her body to anyone to turn a quick buck. But when she discovers Uncle Levi's dirty secret in the barn, Bobby Jean must decide whether to join the family business.
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Family Business
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
- Release date: 2015-12-04
- Language: English
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Failure
- Written by: John Everson
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 1 hr and 24 mins
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When three desperate teens meet Aaron, a failed practitioner of the dark arts, who offers them the best high they've ever smoked in exchange for kinky sex play, things only go from bad to worse. Aaron hopes to ensnare and re-birth the spirit of a late witch to capture her power from beyond the grave for his own.
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Failure
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 1 hr and 24 mins
- Release date: 2015-09-09
- Language: English
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Sin
- Written by: Patrick Reuman
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 1 hr and 42 mins
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Ryan's relationship is already on the brink when a woman goes missing in the small town of Bakerstand. With the whole town on high alert, he refuses to let this dead city kill what's left of his and Zoey's relationship. But, a house in the woods may hold a deadlier fate than the town ever could.
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Sin
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 1 hr and 42 mins
- Release date: 2017-04-25
- Language: English
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Believe It or Snot
- The Definitive Field Guide to Earth's Slimy Creatures
- Written by: Nick Caruso, Dani Rabaiotti
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 2 hrs and 11 mins
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What is hyena butter and would it be appropriate to spread on toast? Why is giraffe saliva such a good lubricant? How does some mollusk mucus work like a fishing pole? And what's the deal with pygmy sperm whales' "anal syrup"? In Believe It or Snot, scientists and best-selling authors Nick Caruso and Dani Rabaiotti detail the slimy secrets of 80 organisms that ooze, drip, dribble, and splatter. Not quite a solid but firmer than a liquid, slime is used by plants and animals for defense, respiration, movement, feeding, communication, and even reproduction.
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Believe It or Snot
- The Definitive Field Guide to Earth's Slimy Creatures
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 2 hrs and 11 mins
- Release date: 2019-10-22
- Language: English
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Valhellions
- Knight Watch, Book 2
- Written by: Tim Akers
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
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When John Rast signed up for Knight Watch, he expected it to be all fighting dragons and rescuing maidens. You know, hero stuff. But instead he's stuck patrolling game conventions and cosplayer competitions, looking for dangerous anachronisms and the villains who may be trying to exploit them. Fortunately, all that changes when an honest-to-goodness necromancer shows up wielding a weapon created by Nazi occultists and accompanied by some badass evil valkyries, hell-bent on kicking off the end of the world.
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Valhellions
- Knight Watch, Book 2
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Series: Knight Watch, Book 2
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
- Release date: 2024-01-23
- Language: English
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Children of the End
- Rogue Star, Book 5
- Written by: James E Wisher
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 5 hrs and 31 mins
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It all comes down to this. While Marcus is visiting Iaka on Alpha 114, a message arrives from from Marcus’s adopted father, Vlad Valcor. He needs help and Marcus never says no to family. Soon he and Solomon are off to Pleasure Planet 4 and a meeting that will hopefully bring peace between Vlad’s organization and the Jade Dragon clan.
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Children of the End
- Rogue Star, Book 5
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Series: Rogue Star, Book 5
- Length: 5 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 2023-12-28
- Language: English
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Bump
- Written by: Geoff Sturtevant
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 6 hrs and 48 mins
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Dreams do come true, they suddenly find, as a staggering string of successes changes the fledgling academy to a small federation almost overnight. Chris and his friends are living their dreams, but to stay on this unlikely trajectory, they're forced to keep topping themselves. Can the Ramsay boys keep satisfying the blood-lust of the die-hard fans before the stakes reach life and death? What if they never had a choice in the first place?
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Oof
- By Martin S. on 2024-03-12
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- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 6 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 2020-09-16
- Language: English
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Foundling Wizard
- Apprentice to Master Series, Book 1
- Written by: James Eggebeen
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 11 hrs and 11 mins
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For over 100 years, the Temple of Ran has been sacrificing young wizards in order to steal their power. When Lorit discovers that he holds the rare ability to use magic, he becomes their next target. At first, he runs, working to master his abilities on the move so that one day he might be able to resist them. But that was before the Temple targets his beloved sister, Chihon. In order to save her life, he infuses her with his own power. Now, they're both targets.
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Foundling Wizard
- Apprentice to Master Series, Book 1
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Series: Apprentice to Master, Book 1
- Length: 11 hrs and 11 mins
- Release date: 2019-12-13
- Language: English
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Reckoning
- Ty Dawson Mysteries, Book 1
- Written by: Baron Birtcher
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
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As lawman, rancher, and Korean War veteran, Ty Dawson has his share of problems in the southern Oregon county he calls home. Despite how rural it is, Meriwether can't keep modernity at bay. The 1970s have changed the United States—and Meriwether won't be spared. A standoff looms when the US Fish & Wildlife Service seeks to separate longtime cattleman KC Sheridan from his water supply—ensuring the death of his livestock. If that's not enough trouble, a Portland detective is found dead in a fly-fishing resort cabin.
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Reckoning
- Ty Dawson Mysteries, Book 1
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 2023-12-26
- Language: English
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Stories I Told My Dead Lover
- Written by: Jo Paquette
- Narrated by: Jenn Lee, Emily Woo Zeller, Joe Hempel, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 44 mins
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Perfect for fans of Carmen Maria Machado and Kelly Link, Jo Paquette’s Stories I Told My Dead Lover contains eight searing tales of psychological horror that probe the darkest and most deeply buried parts of the human psyche. A child is forced to grow up too soon. A woman trusts her doctor too much. An abandoned woman isn’t as alone as she thinks. An idyllic holiday masks an unspeakable act of violence. Driven, desperate, fighting for the power to choose their own fate, Paquette’s characters dare to push back at the walls that hold them in.
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Stories I Told My Dead Lover
- Narrated by: Jenn Lee, Emily Woo Zeller, Joe Hempel, Vikas Adam, Sophie Amoss, Soneela Nankani, Gabra Zackman
- Length: 4 hrs and 44 mins
- Release date: 2024-06-11
- Language: English
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